Shikamaru

Young & disillusioned. TeamJesus. Barca & Man Utd fan. Code. AI. Sci-fi. Chapos. Android. Gamer.

[Shikamaru @bwrca]

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[Stifler @Samzen_]

just one mistake from the ref and VAR made City go the final. just that one mistake where the ball was out of play leading to the goal. lucky bastards. We outplayed them in every way.

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@Samzen_ @EricoDrogba 10 yrs + of shit takes 🤦🏿‍♂️

[JW @JWepp]

Draymond Green on his podcast

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Curry we getting this

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Manners maketh man.

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What I fear even more than being stabbed is kumwagiwa maji moto

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Lmao let neymar rot in that rubbish dump league. If he really wants to come back let him run out his contract and come for free.

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@Shad_khalif I admire your patience. We're now 77 episodes in and it's still not close to ending.

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Gonna start the manga from the Wano arc. Too much waiting for episodes

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@xysist @kijomba1 Na uncles who say 'nyoko' when referring to your mum

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Let no one lie to you that women are more romantic than men, that's a fairy tale. Men are idealistic, women are opportunistic

Dave Chapelle said, a nigga gets a new girl and his friends ask him ' what she look like?' but a woman's friends will ask ' what does he do?'

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Arthur again 🤣

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Juventus have suspended Weston McKennie, Arthur and Paulo Dybala after they attended a party at McKennie’s home in breach of COVID restrictions.

They’ll miss this weekend’s derby against Torino.

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@xysist Haha what is ribina?

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America is not a country, just a few huge corporations and the guys who buy their products.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Some of America’s largest companies paid no taxes last year on billions in profits, a new study says.

26 companies, including FedEx and Nike, paid no federal income tax for the last three years even though they reported a combined income of $77 billion. https://t.co/UJO2mFm5Us

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Which void in your life do you have to have for you to do BDSM? Ni kama hamjipendi. Go to therapy folks.

[Wanjiru wa Ndooro @Gaddafess]

1967......you're actually making comparisons with 1967 where there were limited resources?
Miss Controversy, Queen contrarian, solo stand konosiwa, backwards time traveler.

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@Safaricom_Care what's the meaning of this ping on a fibre connection? 16ms is barely usable for the thousands I pay