Trish

doctor. lover. fighter. runner. CT/NYC...oh and I make movies sometimes

[Trish @bws369]

Wow @criscyborg looks feminine tonight at #ufc214 weigh-ins. She's going to kill Tanya.

[Trish @bws369]

@GramercyTheatre @SisterHazelBand My sister chased @SisterHazelBand for 100 miles in the Keys a few months back but had to come to NYC to catch them.

[Trish @bws369]

Couple of Gainesville sisters in NYC at @GramercyTheatre to see @SisterHazelBand

[Trish @bws369]

Watching the #TourdeFrance gives me anxiety attacks. I'll never ride that close to other riders again. Post-accident PTSD still present.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I like Amazon as much as anyone, I guess, but leave food prep to the people who understand it and do it well. That would be Blue Apron.

[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

Rest in peace, Maryam Mirzakhani, you most beautiful mind.
The world has lost you far too soon. I am shocked and deeply saddened.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I know these @DonaldJTrumpJr emails look bad, but they also sound bad and are bad!

[Trish @bws369]

Me 1000000% https://t.co/lXdWJudR3s

[brent @murrman5]

[while being tackled by police dog] what's his name?

[Aim*n @Mimiification]

When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT.

[Trish @bws369]

Ftw you ask a guy what he's doing in two weekends and he leaves your ass on read. FFS. I just need a #bracelet and you look good on my arm!

[Trish @bws369]

All I need is a guy with a valid passport and a sense of adventure. Is that too much to ask? Srsly! I want sex, a beach & umbrella drinks!

[William Shakespeare @Wwm_Shakespeare]

Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight!
For I ne’er saw true beauty till this night.

[Trish @bws369]

Vehicle in front of me is legit using its turn signal every time it makes a right. It's a fucking parking garage. There is no other option!

[Trish @bws369]

Went to @tonehouse last night. Didn't die and I can still walk this morning 🙌 Still not sure why my date is trying to kill me...

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Reportedly, POTUS just became so angry he tried to tip over his desk. Tried three times before giving up. Now, angry and embarrassed.

[The Hill @thehill]

Bannon explains off-camera press briefings to The Atlantic: "Sean got fatter" https://t.co/CMfkKhU8CC

[Trish @bws369]

#life goals https://t.co/AlG2u9HJNs

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Blocked! Condemned to an existential wasteland of Trumplessness!

[Trish @bws369]

@southernsugar10 Didn't help but somehow I still feel better...magic

[Ben Jonson @_BenJonson_]

If @Shakespeare be not to thy taste, my plays are about lazy boys sponging off their fathers' wealth. Go see if thou canst crack that code. https://t.co/r6A2f75x4d

[Trish @bws369]

I honestly never believed that I'd hear "My wife doesn't understand me." How stupid do I look? #thingsguyssay