Bhatman

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

$17k for pot set? Except you promise me it can cook dragon.

[Adesanya Adebayo A. @Adebayoadesanya]

New immigrants in Canada 🇨🇦, please be careful!

If someone markets a Saladmaster cookware set worth $17,000 to you and promises that you’ll recover the money through a CRA tax refund, seek independent tax advice before signing anything.

I nearly fell for this years ago, but I’ve since heard stories of people whose claims were rejected by the CRA.

Has anyone experienced this personally?

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

Them don ask me, what have you ever done for me.

Na to rest, face my life this period.

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

Crazy how that old Lexus ES350 has stopped being popular

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

It’s even worse when you’ve not done anything massive for her but you’ve consistently done series of things that have made her life easier and improved her quality of life

You’re better off agreeing you haven’t done shit and immediately removing access to those things

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

If a chick asks you “what have you done for me?” in any argument, it’ll be very unwise to answer such question

Asides from the fact that she’s ready to gaslight the hell out of you

You’ll sound like a damn bloody fool while listing them and that’s exactly what they want.

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

How do I tell people that want me to put them on that I also face problems in my business?

And I always spend money I’ll never get back to solve the problems and if you don’t have balls to do that in the rainy days…you’re not cut out to be a part of my line of work.

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

Life Is Good

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

No one’s scared whenever I pick Barcelona on FC 26

They find out in 5 minutes or less

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

Nigerian Police Brutality every two videos I scroll past

What the hell is going on?

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

Na spirit husband you dey call heaven baby?

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

That Cash Money track at the start of the Extended GTA VI video is nut!!!

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

This reminds me of the holographic message Princess Leia sent to Obi-wan Kenobi

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

Verydarkman reacts to a video of a woman calling for his help to recover her money debited from her bank account

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

This is really deep lol

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

“I’ve been called to bar. So now, you’re my learned colleagues…”

— VeryDarkMan

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

“I’ve been called to bar. So now, you’re my learned colleagues…”

— VeryDarkMan

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

MAJID JORDAN
TWO ROADS (ALBUM)
MIDNIGHT

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

This is disrespectful AF

He even went on national TV to say something as disgusting as this

This act will make it seem like her man is docile and also reduce Simi’s stock in the eyes of the world

This coward will never say such about a mafia bosses wife sha

[✞ @KiddoCantMiss9]

“i told her no features except if she agrees I lay on her to make the music intense. She sleeps with Adekunle Gold, that’s why their music is good. she said ‘no’ and I said bye bye”.

——— Brymo on featuring Simi 😳

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

@FOBroadband do you people deserve to go on a break?

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

Why’s Snapchat feeding me only hoes?

[Mitchell @MitcheIl]

Met a guy making $800k a year

With a super simple business

He goes to YC Demo Day, films every founder's pitch on his phone, and posts them as Reels

Founders freak out because he uses AI to make them say racist things in the videos

They pay him $5k to take the video down

He does about 15 per batch

Takes like 4 hours of work total

Inspiring

[Bhatman @bxlaji]

Having discernment is one thing, being confident enough to follow it is another

When it comes to “people”…I’m always confident in following my discernment.

Mines like 85% accurate,

I suffer whenever I don’t follow it