PERRIER PAPI🍾

B E N J A M I N · M A L C O L M

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

@xstinamendez ...away?

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

@kanyewest This is pretty fucking hilarious.

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

@sourhoestarter Damn... called me out

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

@meelonmuskusa There's a reason everyone still calls it Twitter bud

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

@elonmusk He should be the candidate

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

Most of the people you worry about being judged by don't even have the proper vantage point to look down you

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

Martine Rose just won Best Men’s Designer of the Year!🖤

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

It's crazy how "not as bad as it could be" always wants the credit that "good" genuinely warrants.

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

I'm not someone who'll judge you for not returning the shopping cart...

What I judge people's character on is whether or not you give "the hand" when another driver lets you merge or go first in traffic.

THAT'S the etiquette, for me, that separates man from beast

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

@neee_eeed ⚡️⚡️⚡️

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

@aliyahvallen The best days

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

So my icon finally turned into an "X".... Thought I should "tweet" about it

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

@DANGLYEARRINGZ I've been thinking about this ever since you posted it. You were the 1st artist I ever noticed who's pinups look like US. I know you've put in a lot of dedication to getting that across.
For ol' boy to verbalize an issue with them says everything I need to know about him

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

@DANGLYEARRINGZ 😭😭😭

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

@DANGLYEARRINGZ Is it a mircodose?

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

welcome back to "are they really attractive... or is it just that they're half naked cause it's fuckin' hot outside?" SZN

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

Today I discovered that chrome just puts a smiley face as your tab number when you have more than 100 open on your phone...

...if that's not the most passive-aggressive, judgemental shit!

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

Did you drink your daily pilk this morning... or do I have to tell Lindsay Lohan on you?!

[PERRIER PAPI🍾 @bxmalcolm]

...and I've officially got my 1st "hot enough fo' ya?" of the season.