writing a paper with DID is weird because the girl in my head is telling me what to write and I have no idea what any of this means but I'm sure she's cooking and will get a good grade on this
I think I just did the human equivalent of “can you trim my dog’s nails while he’s anesthetized for surgery” to my surgeon by asking her to replace my IUD while I’m under for exploratory abdominal surgery.
fuck simplyplural !!! they didn’t do anything wrong i’m just mad that i have to sit and think about how i’m feeling and that i can never figure out who’s fronting anymore and everything i put in there is wrong and has to be fixed afterwards because i don’t know anything
You know what kind of man I want in my life? I want a plumber, an electrician, a carpenter or a goddamn contractor with big nasty hands and a huge fucking butt. Thank you.
genuinely never understood this. surely that makes them female. or like, you can’t really apply human sexing to whatever the fuck a seahorse is. like genuinely what is a seahorse? a fish? an eel? a water snake? a mollusc?