dirk

g-string g.i. joe

[dirk @bxrscht]

How much money would it take for you to omad my dinner?

[dirk @bxrscht]

@peachhiezz1 "would you like some more steak with your butter?"

[zinnia ୨୧ @glosskgs]

this is outrageous

[dirk @bxrscht]

@consumedbyfog Apples or cabbage 🤩🤩

[dirk @bxrscht]

yesterday's omad (fibertown, USA)

[dirk @bxrscht]

@hrtshapeglasses i literally do this ALL THE TIME omg

[vic ★ marge simpson of edtwt @M0NST3REXIC]

"wannarexics" are disordered too because wanting or trying to be anorexic isn't normal behavior

[dirk @bxrscht]

@CoraOlden74643 this one is my go-to but i think the peach one is great as well

[dirk @bxrscht]

@yourbabystrawb @sekitsuii whole foods fs i'm eating sprouts like it's no one's business

[dirk @bxrscht]

What the hell is a GooGoo Cluster and why have I seen four different people mention it in the last hour

[dirk @bxrscht]

@Dimitra12345Zoe literally me and my apple tier list...

[dirk @bxrscht]

holding off indefinitely on the latest iOS update because i don't need to see no damn puddles all over my lock screen

[Niamh † @whitednois]

chuckled at this

[dirk @bxrscht]

@sexyxgore @Dimitra12345Zoe an attempt at an insult by a republican...?? tbh sounds like a sick band name

[dirk @bxrscht]

@sekitsuii no lol the peanut butter would kill me. other than that, absolutely! especially with the fruity cereal alani protein shake 🤤🤤

[dirk @bxrscht]

@daisyrexia_ I have a whole spreadsheet of apple ratings and Red Delicious still remains at the bottom. That being said, Honeycrisps aren't at the top either. Opal or Sugarbee supremacy fr

[dirk @bxrscht]

@monkeygirl1246 "Recovery-core!!" *Proceeds to show the most triggering possible photo to an audience of mostly preteens*

[media by ángy @angymedia]

"god bless america" then proceeds to give a quick geography lesson to all ignorant gringos by naming EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY IN THE AMERICAN CONTINENT

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

@sstillbejeweled @Pinterest count your fuckin days