egg boi

𝔰𝔪𝔬𝔩, 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖒.

[egg boi @bxtch149]

@2Swift_T THINK about it

[egg boi @bxtch149]

Courage the cowardly dog was the original crashout ChatGPT solutionist

[egg boi @bxtch149]

I watched him jork it to emerald edger

[egg boi @bxtch149]

I LOVE PRON SO MUCH

[egg boi @bxtch149]

I feel like if Luigi Mangione had just shaved his eyebrows he would’ve been less easy to identify

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Was circling the parking lot of a Texas Roadhouse the other night and I stopped my car at one of the back windows. I looked into the restaurant and saw a family sitting in a booth laughing and enjoying their dinner. It amazes me to type this but suddenly I was overcome with emotion and felt almost as if I was looking at my ex wife out to eat with our kids and her new husband. Sat there for 30 seconds and then drove home

[アイビー °❀.࿔ @thegolden_ivy]

https://t.co/Rn4BnSOayX

[egg boi @bxtch149]

@magnumpotus It’s the abs

[egg boi @bxtch149]

I made an old Greg joke and no one knew what i was referencing

[egg boi @bxtch149]

I don’t trust the Grateful Dead bears. I sense their sins are unfathomable.

[egg boi @bxtch149]

Make pole dancing a televised sport that shits impressive as fuck

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[egg boi @bxtch149]

How am I just now, at 25 years of age, just learning that Freaky Friday with Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis was a fucking remake?!?!?

[egg boi @bxtch149]

I don’t want no strawberry or raspberry jam damnit give me the grape

[egg boi @bxtch149]

I found Jesus in a Lowe’s bathroom

[insane poses @insaneposes]

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[egg boi @bxtch149]

Talking to a woman will have me clenching my ass in fear

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

call me a sick man then

[egg boi @bxtch149]

It’s one of those days where you gotta just sit in a dark room alone for a bit