Virginia Woolf

Feeling cute... might eat a taco.

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

Cuz how tf the people of the hood even let you open this mf fr

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

If I risk my life to come get food from the hood and that shit is nasty…I’m calling the police on your ass😤😒

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

I hate when y’all be saying “Grand Rising”. I am not a fucking biscuit 😒

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

Seeing all these cream-filled king cakes are reminding me of good time 😮‍💨😅

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

Every time I order @wingstop I gotta order the sandwich in every flavor.

One for me and the rest of my personalities 😅🙃

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

I’m really a married, single mom.
I didn’t even know that was a thing until I started living it.
I hate it …

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

I want to go on a date so bad 🥺

A cute little night at like miniature golf or the trampolines…get ice cream…and then come home and get nasty af 😩

My life is literally just taking care of baby right now and it’s starting to get sad 😔😞

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

Lord, please deliver me from the pay in 4 plans in 2023.

These folks keep sending me reminder emails to pay them and i don’t even remember what in pay in 4 😭🥲

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

@KarlousM Naw, if we say “Sir” at any point…We ready 🥰🥰🥰

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

Ladies, a man who uses his hands is also gonna fuck you right.

Something breaks and he fixes it?
Working hard in the yard? On the job?
Helping to lessen your load around the house?

Best dick you’ll ever have! I promise 😅🥰

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

3 orders for Black Friday and 1 for small business Saturday.

Maybe my store will do a little better on Cyber Monday 🥹 #prayful

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

When y’all kids be growing up, I be feeling old as hell. Please tell ‘em to slow down for Auntie 🥹

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

I used to be an interesting person and then one day I just…wasn’t…and I’ve just been nothing ever since.

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

@Apple wants me to workout so bad. I just deleted that new fitness app with the swiftness 😌

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

They trying to say millennials and gen’s aren’t having enough babies, but it’s 8 billion people in the world now.

Somebody lying because clearly y’all been doing some humping 🤨😏

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

It’s been 6 months and my husband ain’t asked to taste my breast milk yet. He must don’t really like me 😒

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

Babies must not get a bad back or a crook in they neck 😒 They just be sleeping so wild

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

It’s a blessing to even make it to 30 years old these days…especially for our beautiful black men.

Please stay safe out here y’all 🥺

Rest In Peace Takeoff 🙏🏾♥️

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

When you look at your clothes after feeding your infant solids:

#parenting #momlife #boymom #funny

[Virginia Woolf @bxtchimtired]

@VH1 really did they’re thing with this new Surreal Life cast! I’m really glued to the tv right now 😅