Bryan Tan

Co-Founder @ Thalassa. Doing it live @fdotinc.
Currently hiring founding engineers!

[Bryan Tan @bxtsubsea]

If a pre-seed investor asks you for financials, block them immediately.

[Bryan Tan @bxtsubsea]

@hthieblot They are funded by @hthieblot

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@_theCyberDoctor Hey, think it should work now

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Angel walked by our lab space yesterday. Liked what he saw, offered to invest. Money wired by morning.

How all VCs should operate.

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@CAgovernor The length of this outage is absolutely unacceptable. Something must be done.

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FIX THE ELECTRICITY SITUATION IMMEDIATELY OR THERE WILL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES @PGE4Me

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@arjunsaidthat @fdotinc Need this.

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@davidfeldt Wait what’s baity about this?

[Bryan Tan @bxtsubsea]

Feeling good.
Locked in.
Funding secured.
Technical development on schedule.
Just read The Last Samurai.
Ghosted after 1st date.
Extra large Bulleit Bourbon.

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@arian_ghashghai I’ll take 5 please.

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@hthieblot Why is the monster so big?

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@M_S_Rabi Probably a focus on massively scaling production

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American Dynamism with Chinese Characteristics

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@backslashvarphi Not enough are talking about this!!

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@hthieblot Immediately.

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No LLM could ever be as spiritually dedicated to Shareholder Value Maximization as I am.

[trash @trashh_dev]

me watching the llm do the job i used to love

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@frederikfeldt Huge W. Congrats!

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@Tri_Stanisaurus Agree. I actually like rain; just bad for when driving.

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It’s a little too wet.

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@arjunsaidthat I am literally Thalassa HR.

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Never wash your chicken before cooking. This removes all of the nutrient.

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@NailYourShoes Not too much cronching! Need to savor the flavor

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Anyone else here eat cough drops like candy?