𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫

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[𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 @bxvay]

@PolyDepression

[𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 @bxvay]

@SixTrez 1. bust down keanu reeves
2. freestyle courtesy of trauma
3. clairaudience
4. bleeding ghosts

[𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 @bxvay]

@Slick_Cherries @yungxirst Nightmare on the Northside 4, sampled Thresh from CM

[𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 @bxvay]

@AnonXIV14 @parti_king Holy cornball

[𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 @bxvay]

@GeicoLizard11 @RightWingCope @itsdeaann Quite literally listed 3 of the exact same things bud

[𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 @bxvay]

Still so fucking gassed about this
@Architectsuk forever

[𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 @bxvay]

@khazarAntlers

[𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 @bxvay]

@riv37669 @plankdaboy @remarks Not surprised someone who pays for Twitter has this dumbass take

[𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 @bxvay]

@kingpminch

[𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 @bxvay]

@sonsoburro @POKESTREETZ Me when I’m objectively a dumb fuck

[𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 @bxvay]

Brother you’re a fucking rock what do you have to be sassy about

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Conservatives: I HATE THIS HALFTIME SHOW. IT’S NOT AMERICAN ENOUGH. BAD BUNNY HATES AMERICA.

Conservatives on Cinco de Mayo:

[𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 @bxvay]

FUCK NEW ENGLAND HAHAHAHAHA

[Dotodoya @DotoDoya]

Drake maye:

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

I love how there's a separate Superbowl halftime show just for the pedophiles

[𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 @bxvay]

Being a girl dad is my absolute favorite thing in the world 🖤

[𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 @bxvay]

UFC being on Paramount+ kicks so much ass 😮‍💨

[TEOFT C0MMS 0PEN @teoft_]

So drippy he should've been the one called Liquid Snake

[WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETRE ‼‼‼ 0/3 @c73333041]

this gif is killing me

[𝐌𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 @bxvay]

I’m a dad 🥹🥹🥹🥹