Michael Cook

Writer of things. Thinker of thingks.

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@Mfrackgrant @rwilliams1947 He doesn't need to look at stats. He was in the ground. He saw Liverpool chasing shadows. Liverpool fan above who was there agrees.

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@GlynnErnesto @rwilliams1947 He watched the game in the ground, not a spreadsheet on a screen. You clearly don't understand the supporter experience. We played Liverpool off the park. They were chasing shadows.

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@rescuerooms Do you have stage times for Martin Stephenson tonight, pls?

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@mysterypet We broke the rules and got punished for it. You think the Premier League wanted Forest relegated rather than... who? Luton? Sheff Utd? Why would they?

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@TravellingMack @AnfieldSector Nuno?

[Matt Forde @mattforde]

It’s a two horse race

#NFFC

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@Lea_EFC Looks like the real Everton turned up

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@RedKiza Hobbled off in the last game

[Oh God, What Now? – the politics podcast @OhGodWhatNowPod]

Most Telegraph headline ever.

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@cfcnasir6 Sat on his arse because he's slipped over twice?

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@tradu81 @pierrestanley45 @ForestNews_Info @Lukathfc Especially in Russia

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@tradu81 @pierrestanley45 @ForestNews_Info @Lukathfc Arsenal?

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@RealMattLucas We thought our unique achievement this season was beating Liverpool, but actually it was losing to Man City #nffc

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@SinceForestWin Great game for the neutral? Sky Sports reporting unprecedented levels of viewers cancelling their subscriptions tonight!

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@NFFC Wow! Not the Golden Boy career award!

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@D3r8y_ @jjmeemaa @talksportbet We could not give a shiny shite, mate

[Michael Dnes @MichaelDnes1]

Does HS2 have a future?

And why might that question hinge on an unseen government document and a sugar mill in Nottinghamshire?🧵

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@dgcars Never turned up to pick me up on my pre-booked and paid for cab tonight. Put the phone down on me when I called you up. Disgraceful service. How do I get my refund?

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@thepearlfishers As it will cost a fair bit more than the fraction of a penny I've earned you on Spotify, I should probably pay for one.

[Michael Cook @byMichaelCook]

@thepearlfishers OK, what do I win?