Ryan Abbott

Huge if true.

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

Enough with the supercar fails, let’s see some supercar successes

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

I can't believe all Jedis are not vegan.

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

There's a new PGA golfer named Blades Brown. For hockey fans, that's like seeing a new hockey player named Expensive Skates Desjardins.

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

I would have called it Elm Street Nightmare

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

@TheSeanTaylor1 True

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

Is it 3/4ths or 3/4ters?

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

If there's one thing Canadians wished Americans knew about us, it's President's Choice "The Decadent" Chocolate Chip Cookie

[OrilliaMatters.com @orilliamatters]

Simcoe County firm creating 'friendlier' robot for deep sea mining https://t.co/60D9T5ul0H

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

Hillary Mantel: “A live audience is such an intricate and fascinating thing.”

[The Paris Review @parisreview]

“A live audience is such an intricate and fascinating thing.” —Hilary Mantel https://t.co/v8tqg2jq3k

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

Elevate your summer wardrobe with these shorts that embody... a commitment to excellence (100)

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

When someone says, "Don't get me started," nine times out of ten they've already started.

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

@bengreenman For me it’s Sidewalk.

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

@TVsJonDore @ThatEricAlper Saving it. Please do not give away the ending.

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

We will be silent no more.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"We are the silent majority, the undervalued and underrepresented, the stoic and strong. We are the people who buy Red Delicious apples, and we are done living in the shadows." https://t.co/UJhFloGHaT

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

@michaelluo @NewYorker What about teen-ager?

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

@Inc Their ability to spell.

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

No tailor needed, unlike most brands

[Jack Archer @JackArcherBrand]

We made the best pants for men! ☁️ Comfortable Fit 🥜 Anti-ball-crush 🗺 Wrinkle-free

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

At some point, long ago, Goodyear decided "We're gonna own blimps."

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

Me when I meet a new person at the office: "Hi, I work here!"

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

Every time I see pictures of Shoeless Joe Jackson, he's wearing shoes.

[Ryan Abbott @by_ryan_abbott]

That feeling when you're wrapping gifts and you activate the scissor glide, where you don't even have to chop, you just coast through the paper like a luge, like a dolphin on vacation, with negative friction... Nothing like it. Defies the laws of physics. Heaven on earth.