Lee VanSant

Professional Mike Evans hater

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Derek Carr

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Jayson: “Deuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”

Deuce: “what is it dad is it a ice cweam twip”

Jayson: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded for Paul George.”

Deuce: “Paul George?! Are you fucking kidding? Isn’t he like 40?!”

[Cone Dad @AppStateConeBoy]

This type of immersive broadcast intro could never happen today because it’d require Kirk Herbstreit to shut the fuck up

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

Worst Red Sox team of all time gave “the only good AL team” straight BTA for two days 😭😭😭

[Nick Underhill @nick_underhill]

Officially signed

[kaj @kadinjanisch]

Myles Garrett saw Kelvin Banks on the schedule and requested a trade. He didn’t want that smoke

[The Pryce Is Right @Hoiballed]

Arkansas fans getting up to do the pig sooie chant

[ege @vyrekal]

plumlee & biyombo with wemby

[Lee VanSant @byebyeusedcarr]

@OhioTate I live in Shreveport and have no idea what Mintzy is talking about but Lowder has the best bread

[Laken Adams @LakenAdams]

If you’re not down with #LSU, we got 2 words for you!

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

LANE KIFFIN, WILL WADE, AND COACH O BACK !?!? THIS SHIT A MOVIE

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: LSU has finalized a deal to hire Ed Orgeron on Lane Kiffin’s staff, Orgeron’s agent Tzvi Grossman tells ESPN. Orgeron returns to LSU, which he led to the 2019 national title as head coach. Orgeron has a decades-long relationship with Kiffin.

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Schedule Release Contest 🔥

RT for a chance to win an autographed Tyler Shough color rush mini helmet!

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[Buford “Hoss” Lee, CFP 🇹🇹 @BufordLee146788]

Lane Kiffin: Ole Miss is racist and I left because of Colonel Reb

Steve Sarkisian: Ole Miss offers basket weaving and they’re stupid

Brian Kelly: Don’t worry it’s not that windy, now get up on the scissor lift and film practice

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Twitter will explode if Kirby Smart comes out next and says people in Mississippi can’t drive

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

I’ve been testing positive for Fantavirus for months

[Tyler Leighton @SoxSigns]

Pablo Sandoval in the Red Sox clubhouse after getting a 5-year $95 million contract