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Papatulan kita dyan namoka

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Yung wala kang respeto sa mga babae noon tapos dyan ka pala mauuwi kay ati gurl. Karma is a bitch, boy. Wawa ka naman.

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You’re lying

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I would just jump ship if it wasn’t for my baby.

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If you can’t provide the loving that your son needs then you should have just swallowed 15 years ago.

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You can fuck with me but don’t fuck with my child. I will bite back.

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Thank you, guys!

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I fkn wish I could take a shot rn hahaha

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Wala kang pake

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Medyo bastos pero okay lang. Likewise.

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Ya parents can clone their son’s phone if they’re the ones paying the bill. But that’s fucked up that the parents use the cloned account to send text messages to their son’s friends. What is privacy?

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I was about to talk badly about their dad’s parenting over text messages. Thank goodness I listened to my instincts. Kinda scared the begeesus outta me. Never felt my privacy this violated. This is why everytime I asked them to call, they never did! Makes sense.

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I’d love a home with lots of windows.

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Can you take the gift and accept my invitation? There're 10 free gifts for me and you'll get yours!
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Can you take the gift and accept my invitation? There're 10 free gifts for me and you'll get yours!
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So many unsolicited advice about MY child. Fuck off, b. Your sons don’t know shit. You can’t tell me what to do.

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Tuwing makikita yung anak ko ang bukang bibig ay mukang lalake. Eh sya nga mukang lusak na ta*, sinasabi ko ba tuwing mag kikita kami? Isa pa madam.

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Neither one has a clean slate.

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4:20 4/20

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“Kalbohin mo yang anak mo para kumapal ang buhok”

Me: Hindi na po, okay lang yan ganyan buhok nya.

“Maganda kasi pag kinalbo kakapal sya”

Me: Ayaw po namin mag-asawa.

“Di ba sa atin kinakalbo ang mga baby”

Me: *wtf ikaw kalbohin ko eh*