kiki 𓃗

protect will byers at all costs ☾ ₊ ⊹

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

how the hell are yall getting close enough with your moots that you’re on imessage level 🥲 i swear it was the easiest thing when i was a teen and now im like, how does a person make a friend online

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

@xClefable OH! i’ll be waiting at the altar

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

have you ever seen something so beautiful

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

can someone pls write an au where will and mike are competitive swimmers/rivals 🏊 they were friends as kids but will moved to cali & they drift apart. they meet again later at swim comps and both get into the 1996 olympics. they fuck and then begin a rivals with benefits affair

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

@willspainting7

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

@joaninthegarden huge agree

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

@coldhotsummer it was SO good

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

mike who keeps saying “i’m so gay” but when people say that they are happy for him and really proud of him, he’s like “why are you so happy that i’m happy????”

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

@nbmjwheeler real, it feels like a test that I’m bound to fail

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

anyone know 30 gay people

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

just had therapy and didn’t cry at all!!!! everyone say thank you sertraline

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

grounds for divorce update!!!! living like a queen tonight

[chlo ⛱️ @thechloediary]

notice how i always mention ships i like but never mention the ones i don’t? it’s called being normal and having common sense

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

@_yellowcoat @rivendellion OH

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

i can’t talk email me

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

I can’t figure out what this smells like from my childhood but i love it

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

@bylerburner he must be freed

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

@xClefable lmao real also your new profile pic 🫪😫

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

im up to the episode where carrie cheats on aidan with big…annoying as hell i hope they both d*e

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

max makes custom skateboards in her spare time and gets help from will sometimes, especially at the start. she also works at enzo’s (she wants to be a chef one day)

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

mike doesn’t even think about getting a job but then will gets one and mike is like oh maybe I should too!! he becomes a server at a restaurant that his mum loves going to

[kiki 𓃗 @byeorpheus]

dustin is in the same boat but works at a local museum on the weekend and no one really knows what he actually does there