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[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

I love watching new moms stand firm when their partner conveniently brings the crying baby right where they are, and refuse to tolerate this weaponized incompetence. We're finally getting somewhere.

[tyty🫧 @byetyler_]

Am I reading this correctly???

[Ben Crump @AttorneyCrump]

A Savannah mother alleges a teacher shaved her 14-year-old nonverbal son's private area without her knowledge. The school district says it was for hygiene purposes and has closed its investigation. This is absolutely UNACCEPTABLE! A teacher has no business performing such an invasive act on a child. How can this be justified as routine care?

[tyty🫧 @byetyler_]

Laughing like the shit is funny 🤦🏾‍♀️

[AI Avenger @AI__Avenger]

Porn actress snuck out of bed while her boyfriend slept, met her ex in his Tahoe at a gas station, and came home with his cum inside her. Her boyfriend woke up and went down on her. "Your p*ssy tastes so good."

In the video below, Karmen Karma is asked why she thinks this story is funny.

She was lying in bed next to her sleeping boyfriend.

Her ex texted. He’d be at the gas station down the street.

She slipped out. Drove there. Had sex with him in his Tahoe. He finished inside her.

Then she drove home and tried to slide back into bed.

Her boyfriend woke up horny. He had no idea she’d left.

He went down on her and told her she tasted “so good.”

She hadn’t washed. Stopping him wasn’t an option: “He would have killed me.”

She kept it to herself for years. She calls it 1 of her “vanilla stories.”

When the clip went viral, the death threats poured in.

The boyfriend sent 1 message: “Was it me?”
She said yes.
Then every ex she had wrote in, desperate to know if it was him.
“I’m sure I did it to most.”

She’s 35, born in Michigan. Over 400 adult films. 9 awards. Married to Alex, a Navy man, with a daughter.

When she tried to quit and be a stay-at-home mom, it was her husband who pushed her to take Brazzers’ contract.

“It’s painful watching you suppress a part of yourself,” he told her.
Now when a rapper texts her, she asks him if she should go. He says: “If you want.”
2 men in 1 night. Only 1 knew.

If you were the boyfriend, would you rather have never found out?

[Tae @TaeSweizy]

Growing up in the DMV, we use to play a game called “Go To Your Body” as kids, that game made us TOUGH.

Especially if you didn’t have a father at home, you had friends who taught you how to throw hands.

Times have changed…

[Montgomery County Department of Police @mcpnews]

The following is a brief summary of events regarding a homicide that occurred on Friday, November 13, 2026, in the 14000 block of Castle Boulevard.

https://t.co/YP5h06D5m9

#MCPNews #MCPD

[Booker G. Washington @BookerGWash]

I agree!

[CJ @CJ_Pumpfun]

Me apologizing to my girl for something she did

[tyty🫧 @byetyler_]

IMO they didn’t even need all the theatrics 🤣

[zara @zara8kha]

HE REALIZES HE’S THE REAL MONSTER

[tyty🫧 @byetyler_]

Yikes on bikes 🫢 so embarrassing

[validate @validclipx]

A woman left her man to be all over Duke Dennis, then rudely asked him to take a picture of her and Duke 💀

“Babe take my picture, this is Duke Dennis.. this is fcking Duke.. what tf are you doing !!!!!!…”

[1 Foot on Yo Ass @minxy_brat]

She did right
I became a parent at the same time as you buddy, fucking figure it out

[tyty🫧 @byetyler_]

My daughter when I use the bathroom 🫩

[. @plainhateful]

i laugh at this regularly.

[atk baby 🐇 @weluvuraquel]

I'm so extreme with my emotions and I think that's my biggest flaw.

[tyty🫧 @byetyler_]

@lxlnicolee_ I lost $10 last year and haven’t bet since 🤣🤣😩

[YT: @DallasPhilly @mr_ichiHO]

I just left a Pizza Hut and two kids turned in their free pizza certificate from book reading…it ain’t ova, saints!

[tyty🫧 @byetyler_]

Lol

[Robby Soave @robbysoave]

This is me trying to put into words how much contempt I have for the woman who stopped the Prince George's County data center so that this land could remain the abandoned parking lot of a mall that went out of business 24 years ago.

[tyty🫧 @byetyler_]

DND got me missing everything

[tyty🫧 @byetyler_]

OH MY GOD

[LRHN cash @LRHN_Cash]

Baby just kicking smh

[olutoyosi @Olutoyosi_]

one of the things this year taught me was to abandon the fear of losing love. just enjoy it while it lasts. you can and will love again.

i always thought it only applied to romantic experiences but it applies to friendships too.

[tyty🫧 @byetyler_]

10

[AY. @on_bami]

Your partner says you can choose any one of these rings.

Which one are you picking?