byloquotes

I live with an awesome guy called Bylo, he says some really funny and silly stuff and i write it down.

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"I'm not racist, i just like making signs."

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"Distracting people is what i do........... Wanna see my knob?"

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"If you had to learn one book off by heart it wouldn't be the Qur'an, it'd be the dictionary... Think about how smart you'd be!"

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"I wanna sleep through Thursday... (Why?) ... Because my games are coming on Friday."

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"Does the Kettle turn itself off?"

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(on being told alcohol is a depressant) "What about tequila?"

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"Pete.... Is that a Liverpool Towel?... (Yeah.)... It looks good on you."

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"I hate the Scott's... Especially Andy Murray, I wish he'd boil to death in his own piss.... Like a soufflé"

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"Let's have love."

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"I came out the train station, and it was really misty so I fell in the fountain."

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"He looks like a chipmunk fresh from the womb."

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"I feel quintessentially wahoo."

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"Am I sweating, or am I raining?"

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"My cactus likes thrash"

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(After a witty remark about his mum) "... Yeah Comley, well you shagged my dad!"

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"They should fill cars with 'light-water' so people don't get hurt if they crash. Yeah, light water, it's between water and condensation."

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"I'm gonna open the door whilst Comley is in the shower and take his photo... Not for personal reasons. I'll stick them to his bedroom door"