Kyra

Reader. Amateur kitchen athlete. Car singer. Winner Winner Ding Ding. Sometimes I kick ass.

[Sera Koulabdara @SeraKoulabdara]

YES

[Kyra @Byra]

Thank you Pinoe! 💙😭

[Kyra @Byra]

Never not frustrated by the inconsistency of NWSL games on @paramountplus. Why Friday's playoff game and not tonight's? Why am I paying every month to only maybe get to watch? It's dumb.

[Kyra @Byra]

This morning I made three doctor appointments I've been putting off, and got return codes for two online orders *just* before their cutoffs.

Please clap for me.
And maybe bring me a cookie.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

It really is absolutely wild that Prince William - the whole President of the English Football Association - is skipping a World Cup final where England is competing. Just unreal.

[Kyra @Byra]

I will never forgive Vlatko for squandering this talent pool with his bullshit. This is squarely on him.

[Kyra @Byra]

PKs 🤢

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

To penalties.

#USWNT x @Visa

[Kyra @Byra]

@Samdamda Fuck. I'm sorry.

[Emily @OtherPens]

She’s everything. He’s just Ken.

[Kyra @Byra]

I have feels about that game. Namely:
1. My love for Rose knows no bounds.
2. WTF is Vlatko playing at with no other subs? It sure ain't smart or tactical soccer.
3. Shut up forever Alexi. Ugh.

[Kyra @Byra]

@collinsolberg

[Kyra @Byra]

🩵🖤🩶

[Minnesota United FC @MNUFC]

The North Remembers 💙

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

I don't know what to tell you guys. We have to expand the Court. If we don't expand the Court, no liberal policy will be allowed to exist for the rest of our lives. That's why Republicans stole the court, that's why rich people pay for justices.
Govern yourselves accordingly.

[Kyra @Byra]

MAMA SWIFT HAS ONE OF MY BRACELETS I HAVE ASCENDED TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE.

[Kyra @Byra]

@collinsolberg @usbankstadium Also why is it so effing hot?!

[Kyra @Byra]

I am the old person cursing at you for blabbing series/season finale plot points on social media less than 24 hours after they drop.

[Kyra @Byra]

@SourceDuMal The fact that the image for this is from Bromance Book Club makes it worse. That book was....not good. And absolutely not something I would encourage anyone to read.

[Kyra @Byra]

@Katie_Cook22 @megs0328 There's a basket of folded laundry sitting by the stairs that I have declined to bring upstairs to put away since...Sunday?

[Minneapolis City SC @mplscitysc]

Anyone want a free hoodie?! 🤩 We found a size XL Glitch Hoodie in the vault.

RT and follow and we will pick ONE winner at random tomorrow evening.

…by the way, our season starts in a week! Get tickets: https://t.co/o1IKQHSWbw

[Kyra @Byra]

@collinsolberg @Samdamda On one hand I can't believe you passed on the devastation, and on the other it was absolutely the correct thing to do. Like asking someone to smell the sour milk. It's rude AND it's necessary.

[Kyra @Byra]

I will have the puffiest eyes tomorrow because I lost a game of fuck around and find out with the internet.

When the interwebs, while sobbing, tells you not to watch the thing, don't watch the thing.