Billy Byres

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[Billy Byres @ByresBilly]

@WorldRugby Money... for those in the English Championship

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@thegreatbritdig our old farm house has this bricked up door way in the cellar, check out the groove in the step, it’s been well used. Locals say it leads to the local monastery. We need your help!!

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@cocker Alert Alert 🚨 your arse Is hungry, it’s eating your shorts

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@RugbyPodcast More importantly; which EggChaser has selected Sale as a favourite team? Clear use of the heart emoji here.... thought you were all neutrals?

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@SoVeryBritish Saving lives from the sofa

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@SoVeryBritish I’d kill for those Brexit debates now

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@SoVeryBritish Mini Cheddars?

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@RugbyPodcast Surely surely surely; there can be no argument that Newcastle Falcons get promoted? Now they have confirmed the season ending.... 100% record and 20 points clear!

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@SoVeryBritish 3. Complain that the pubs are shut

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@RugbyInsideLine Still an entire half to go and both teams renowned for throwing it away

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@SoVeryBritish But this sofa... just so comfy 😴

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@Jbeardmore What? I thought that hat was glued on?

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@cocker @GeorgeKruis And about J George... have that in ya face son 😂🤣 well played @GeorgeKruis

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@RugbyPodcast #joesjunkjape

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@SoVeryBritish Yeah but it’s Friday Telly.... plus Chinese

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@Jbeardmore I guess they will interchange during the game

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@RugbyInsideLine I’m a BIG fan of Dombrant et al but think Courtney played so well last time out it’s not worth the distribution of bringing in another untested player at this stage of the comp

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@SoVeryBritish

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@HawkerDebbie @SoVeryBritish Imagine if it escalated to confrontation 😂🤣 if they do hear, just apologise

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@SoVeryBritish Number 5!