Jake Byron

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Michael Busch just cranked a solo shot caught by….

Anthony Rizzo in the Bleachers

[carl @CarlsBeef]

I would rather live in North Korea than watch another inning of Chicago Cubs baseball

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Illinois beats South Carolina and Tennessee back to back bowl games. Pinch me. Kick me. Wake me up from this improbable dream of meaningful college football every year under Bret Bielema. This cannot be real life

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I stood up too fast and almost passed out. I have to remember I’m an unhealthy person

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Bret Bielema and Illinois' defensive substitutions are college football's greatest heel.

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

🐐

[Jeremy Werner @JWerner247]

Win games and students will show up. They’ve shown up throughout the Bielema era.

[Illinois Football @IlliniFootball]

YOUR CHEEZ-IT CITRUS BOWL CHAMPIONS!

#Illini // #HTTO // #famILLy

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

That's a 10-win season!

I-L-L! 🧡💙

[Will @WillTalksBall]

😭😭

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Stop complaining that we only get one year of Kyle Tucker when a lot of you were in JUNIOR HIGH the last time the Cubs won a playoff game

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Sports suck. Waste of time. Nothing matters. We’re all going to die anyway

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Will Scottie leave jail if his wife goes into labor?

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Getting your ass whipped like this to end the season sucks a whole helluva lot, but winning the B1G tournament and making an Elite Eight run was a great season. 🧡💙

[Eddie @EddieBarstool]

Shoot me in the face

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

लोकतंत्र के लिए, सद्भाव के लिए, सौहार्द के लिए

महंगाई के खिलाफ, बेरोजगारी के खिलाफ, आर्थिक असमानता के खिलाफ

जुड़ेगा भारत-जीतेगा INDIA

 INDIA MEET, मुंबई में
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[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The Bears are “invite your new girlfriend to the game you know will be a blowout win so you look awesome” bad. We’re basically an FCS September game

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

GOOD LUCK SQUIRREL ON THE FIELD. RETWEET OR YOU’LL HAVE BAD GAMBLING LUCK THE REST OF THE SEASON

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I feel like a member of my family died or a part of me died. I'm very sad. #RIPJimmy