@Centrelink I’ve been calling 132850 for days on end, and your IVR tells me I “haven’t been successful” and hangs up on me EVERY SINGLE TIME. You told Senate Estimates the average call wait time is “18.04 minutes”, which is clearly a manipulation. How can I get real help?
George Pell had eighty-one years on this planet to do some good. There’s no question he made corporate achievements within the Catholic Church. But he did irrefutably immoral things and he ended his life still claiming he didn’t. That ain’t Christ-like. That’s fucking evil.
We can’t all be pretty and we can’t all spend a Samantha Armytage length of time in a makeup chair but I’m sure we can all stop the nation from seeing us look like shaved ham having a chat
I realise there are bigger problems in the world but must we have news interviews with people who are at home zooming in live from a $3 windows PC in a windowless room, I don’t want to see tired medical receptionist looking people up fucking close with their JB Hifi headphones on
Honestly like ring lights are $10 now and sorry but you’re appearing on television do you not care that you’re on TELEVISION looking like a corpse Detective Olivia Benson needs to avenge the death of
I don’t like it when a boomer drives my Uber.
It’s hotter than Tiger Balm up in here. Graham John has the heater set to “My blood pressure is 80/60 and I can’t remember how to turn on channel two DIANE DIANNNE??”
The boomers seem to love Facebook because it's a newspaper about themselves where they also get to write a letter to the editor for every single article published.
Hilarious dog whistling. The ADF employs about 80,000 people. The NDIS has 3,500 employees and supports 400,000 Australians. Of course it costs more. It delivers more services more efficiently AND its employees pay income tax.