Uncle B

[Uncle B @byrond53]

@mgalay91 @HKYJersey I doubt that

[Jessica Hadwin @jessicahadwin]

Also, bro next to me telling his bruh “that’s hadwin, he got the absolute sh*t kicked out of him last week” seems a tad dramatic, but I might just start joining in, telling people I heard he lost a finger and still can’t remember his date of birth lol

[Uncle B @byrond53]

@BobWeeksTSN Going to tell my kids this is Forest Gump and lieutenant Dan

[Uncle B @byrond53]

@twan1021 @NHL @TKACHUKycheese_ @NHLNetwork Connor McDavid is golfing, not playing hockey.

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

Is this an NHL franchise or a local Jr. B team?

It is utterly mind blowing that this is a thing. The correct answer is, of course, a municipality that actually wants to have the #Yotes - after two have said no.

[Uncle B @byrond53]

Temple votes in favor of having a hazardous wasteland in their city over having the @ArizonaCoyotes ... let that sink in.

[Arizona Coyotes @ArizonaCoyotes]

“We are very disappointed Tempe voters did not approve Propositions 301, 302, and 303. As Tempe Mayor Corey Woods said, it was the best sports deal in Arizona history. The Coyotes wish to thank everyone who supported our efforts and voted yes."

Full statement here: https://t.co/SOXkQjQADF

[Uncle B @byrond53]

@mikegalay @EASPORTSPGATOUR fuck i might have to pre order

[Uncle B @byrond53]

Who's gotter? Paul Cotter

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

PAUL COTTER WINS IT IN A SHOOTOUT!!!!!!

#VegasBorn | #TheGoldenAge

[Winnipeg Blue Bombers @Wpg_BlueBombers]

Battle of the Prairies 🪕🌾

We have 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓𝐒 to the Banjo Bowl, who wants 'em? Retweet to win! #ForTheW

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

Turn the lights off, carry me home.

[Uncle B @byrond53]

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it

[Brandel Chamblee @chambleebrandel]

As far as I know, it’s never happened that an athlete has been kicked out of their Hall Of Fame but both Norman & Mickelson should be removed from the Hall Of Fame. They’ve dishonored the game & they threaten to destroy the game that they have both so enormously profited from.

[Uncle B @byrond53]

Mine is lunch

[megs @meganlavender4]

My favourite part about being at work is having to leave emerge every two hours to go and move my car so I don’t get another ticket

[Uncle B @byrond53]

Whats the wifi password in Angusville?

[Uncle B @byrond53]

There are a lot of moving parts to a good pot of homemade soup.

[Uncle B @byrond53]

Giving thanks

[Uncle B @byrond53]

@swig_xo Damn.. you've grow up so fast.

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

Gonna file a bill on Monday to ban crime.

[Uncle B @byrond53]

@swig_xo Which toilet?

[Uncle B @byrond53]

@GypsyGordon22 @bcmoney16 @augeyman @jerhonda450 hahaha Birtle was my first thought also.

[Uncle B @byrond53]

Never thought I'd want a fake ID so I can get a needle.