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This is not a love song.

And this is not a kiss.

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DRINK THEIR ALCOHOL AND FORNICATE WITH THEIR PORNOGRAPHIC STARLETS #Brewers #worldseries

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If youre watching football instead of watching the Brewers sundown the Dodgers right you, you are a straight up marangadang.

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@KrisZellner Unlikeliest home run in MLB playoff history.

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I dig the helmets though!

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I swear those dumb #packers although jerseys look like something walmart makes to use the same colors but step widely around any NFL copyrighted properties. Cheap and weak. We can do better.

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Say his name. And put some MUSIC ON IT

Sometimes you hit the roof, sometimes the roof comes crashing in onto you. #brewers #Padres #lol

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@NationPadres @MLB @MLBUA @Brewers (clears throat)

LOL

This is the 21st century and we play in the baseball stadiums of the future, sir. We'll play sandlot rules when we return to your
sandlot to close out the series on Tuesday.

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@kar052584 Possibly to avoid having them compete with a Brewers playoff game?

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Did Ben McDonald sound like Sorrell Booke as Boss Hogg from the jump, or is this new for television? #Orioles #Brewers

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@Brett_A_Taylor You'll pop a blood vessel and an entire ER full of people will laugh at your tiresome hyperbole while your eye turns purple.

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@breedelio I think at this point you just hate yourself more. This was all your choice.

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@dgasper24 What about Tyler Black?

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@SparkyRadio @PackAttack247 Im not sure I believe any ESPN information about the Brewers. They dont pay attention to our team or market and push other people's narratives.

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@BrewersRaptor ...which we aren't.

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@BrewersRaptor That's not awful if we aren't paying much.

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@BrewPack8 And it wasn't. Sentazela isn't awful if hes cheap.

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@BrewersRaptor Dustin May looks Andrew Vaughn look like Mads Mikkelson

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Let me guess, a whole shit ton of 11th hour deadline deals are going to fall through, and the only thing the Brewers are going to gain at the deadline is an economy sized jar of Grandma Attanasio's homemade butt sauce.
#Brewers

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@BrewersRaptor Skubal #1, bat #2, Miller a very distant third.

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@houston4_life @brianmctaggart One 32 oz. Jar of Grandma Attanasio's homemade butt sauce.