Chella Rite

u don't gnomey!

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dolce & garbanzo

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what i need to take to have a conversation with you

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@bigboyandyman @xx_clauxxx i know what i like 🙂 no dark portals glaring at me when not in use

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don’t actually do this it is inhumane

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how i look when there’s a mouse dying in my freezer

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damn, missing babysitting rn. spending like 5 hours with a weird little guy.. maybe make a blanket fort, find them in curtains during hide-and-seek, supervise trampoline time, wipe rice & edamame off place mats, perform bath rituals, read short-form lit aloud, get a wad of cash…

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i would “beware the ides of march” if i knew what a fuckin “ide” was Jesus fuckiNG CHRIST!!!

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“committing to the bit” is also what i call sex

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oop! your water went down the “wrong pipe” during your completely full 7am spin class :( would you rather:
a) choke to death
b) succumb to the seizing tissues of your airway & have a coughing fit during the resistance sprint interval
THINK CAREFULLY, PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

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just living for the frenchman saying “ei lov you Cahhhrdii!! amaaazingue!” at 01:13

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Cardi B rants about American Paparazzi to French Paparazzi in Paris:

“Let me tell y’all about fucking American Paparazzi…”

[🐌 @Wheeema]

The mango seed when I’m done

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i am weak. i see one single dog & am overcome. something went wrong when they made me

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idea for a beautiful idiot who thinks pepper spray is a condiment

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licking it :) spitting and sucking on it :) before sending it into the US postal system :) — that’s right. this was about an envelope, PERVERT!!

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god: please do not be a dumb bitch today
me: okay! can i just say.. fresh bread + extra virgin olive oil + balsamic.. omg why so good!! and a ripe peach?! let’s put it all on a tray <3
god: 🙄

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you think sorbet can satisfy this hunger?? young fool

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eBay is updating their terms and conditions you guys!!!