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see you on the flippy flops

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short liam mcpoyle edit bc he is the loml

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@jermaposting hi

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throwback saturday
mac edit (charlie wants an abortion)

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

schmidt’s jar moments

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

https://t.co/yAVF6v8Lws
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devil possessing, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

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@pacinoisms he looks funny he's like a wingwang

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@pacinoisms keep my shelf safe 🙏🙏

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@pacinoisms

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@szaryherbatnik YAY SZARE 💕💕💕😋

[lila @sunnyeverlight]

I CANT MESSAGE HIM ANYMORE?!

[𝖘𝖎𝖗 𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖔𝖊 @sirchloe_]

Gentle reminder we have an album coming out May 19th

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@pacinoisms how about you make a statement about your unmatched dyke swagger

[mastersnackboy 🇵🇸 @rodolfocortez04]

Abby being hunted down by Ellie and Dina in The Last of Us Part 2

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@sapphics4eddie i got my bf a card that says "to my favorite wife, thank you for putting up with me" 🤭 i am crazy but i am free

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@IaurelheIIs

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@IaurelheIIs it is us

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@IaurelheIIs

[bae. @_iamkitana]

Sagittarius' are Capricorn magnets. period.

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@IaurelheIIs I CAN AND YOU ARE

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@IaurelheIIs he hates bi trans people Real

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@IaurelheIIs andrew is a biphobe and he stole my name of choice