For the upcoming CS2 season, I'm ready to take on the AWP+IGL role!
My stand-in period with megoshort confirmed my strongest impact comes through calling and AWPing.
Fully committed, available full-time, and prepared to relocate! Contact: @Kuba__Chmiel
🔁 appreciated!
He is 25 years old
His unusual diet includes hearts, liver, and raw milk (plus 6,000 calories daily)
Wakes up every day to the Champions League anthem as his alarm tone.
He won't play for Manchester United, partly because Roy Keane wrecked his dad's knee in 2001. His dad (Alf-Inge) played for Manchester City
As a teen, Haaland rapped in a group called Flow Kingz and dropped a track that got millions of views
He idolized Zlatan Ibrahimovic growing up as his football hero
He follows Cristiano Ronaldo's style of strict diet discipline off the pitch
Haaland was eligible to play for England (born in Leeds) but chose Norway
He tried cross-country skiing, athletics, and other sports until age 14 before focusing on football
Sneaked sweets and watched Hannah Montana in his room during U-16 camps
He meditates to stay calm and hates stress. He says it really works for him and that's why he also celebrates goals with a lotus yoga pose.
As a kid he dreamed of being Superman/Clark Kent, but now he's basically a real life football cyborggg... Lol
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Erling Haaland has always been a tall huge figure, even right from childhood.
People often referred to him as a man child.
But let me tell you what he did that you can emulate also
Haaland used his features to his best advantage
He knows he's tall and huge.
And he knows that athletics or sports is one of the best ways to actualise the full extent and capacity of his body advantage.
So he tried doing lots of sporting activities before settling for football at age 14
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Now take a good look at yourself brother/sister
What is that one thing that you know very well is an advantage for you?
Is it your intelligence? Your body build? Your swiftness? Critical thinking and problem solving? Giving emotional closure to people? Etc...
That one advantage you have that you know many don't.
I want you to sit down today and plan EVERYTHING POSSIBLE that centers round that one advantage you have.
Probably one can click for you so well that it becomes what will take your life to the next level.
But if you don't try, we can never tell
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✍️ Vincent the Therapist