Raven Blackrose

Giant dork
She/Her.
#1 Saints Row Fan.
Most Normal Person Online

[Raven Blackrose @byte4554]

WHY IS EVERYONE SO FUCKING STUPID NOW?
EVERY TIME I SEE SOMEONE USE AI I FEEL LIKE THE PROTAGANIST IN A SAD SCI-FI MOVIE THAT ENDS WITH THE HERO BEING TURNED INTO TANK COMPUTER PARTS FOR THE "TECHNOBLOOD LIBERATION CONFLICT" IN THE MIDDLE-EAST NUKKKE ZONE

[Brien Jackson @Brien_Jackson]

Didn't even occur to me that the issue might just be that the youngs don't understand how shopping malls work

[marty @josephlisgoe]

let rip a fart in the public toilet earlier and some kid went 'daddy im scared of the noise'.

[NeonFlesh @NeonFlesh_]

you’re very precious to me…

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Moby-Dick discussion question:

If the Pequod’s blacksmith had built the giant mech for Ahab as he instructed, could Ahab have survived his encounter with the White Whale?

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[SMART and listener @isalrightnow]

thats far enough mr bond. my two handsome sons will ensure you do not leave this island alive

[eli(♡) @FLOMlLLI]

Not trying to drag it fr but I’m really tickled by that man saying the color purple is too traumatic for a casual read and then suggested TONI MORRISON instead 😭

[Raven Blackrose @byte4554]

Getting blasted on these and singing Goodbye Earl till the roof falls off the karaoke bar

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Strawberries & Cream Stella Artois

Anyone tried it yet? 🤔

[Goudie @Goudie15]

Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein

[yahi. @yahiamicealt]

THE ryan creamer?????

[Schizo Abe @psych0kn0t_]

sometimes I think people overdo the whole “coworker music” and “typa shit your coworkers send you” thing and it comes off as pretentious, but last night a guy spent the entire shift passionately explaining to me the intimate details of jelly rolls divorce and I get it now

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

He gave up his dream of being a rock star to work in an office.

[Raven Blackrose @byte4554]

There's a segment in the new Scary Movie that parodies K-Pop demon hunters and other such things and I fell out of my seat laughing

[campbell g @rodeoman]

They’re clipfarming Water Horse lol

[Rod @rodimusprime]

I know she hard as hell to shop for tho.

[caleb gamman @calebgamman]

as a kid i thought ahsoka tano was an insanely tragic character because she was obviously going to die soon. fucking idiot. no one ever dies

[Praetorian Pek @PekJorkins]

I guess society at large has simply decided sex crimes are no big deal. Like shoplifting a candy bar

[carmen 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @sweetcarmiee]

do you guys think victorias secret is a store where everyone is naked and parading around in lingerie ?? are you all 13 years old??