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@spencer_al19789 Dw it’s just for covering fire

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@iamisla_ Sounds like an American situation. In Australia people call in sick and cite hangovers as a reason for absence

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@GaardoWealth @FirstSquawk They had a large storm last year, a good 6ft of very popular tourist beach sand was washed / blown away. I guess there’s a bunch of stuff being found left behind.

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@AdrianDittmann Neo-luddites. Have been expecting them for a while.

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Tourists to Australia are warned about dangerous animals but they should be warned about $50 packs of cigs and $60 cases of beer. The foreign mind cannot comprehend

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@WarMonitor3 Any number of normal household chemicals that no doubt are making us sick / mental. The current state of psychiatry and related meds. Sending humans to battle. Seed oils.

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@indexnforgetit @bitcoinking_eth You’re dead, your brain isn’t working. And it never will again. You are just being fed oxygenated blood by machines to keep you fresh and prevent decay. Really thats the difference between dead and legally dead. Take my organs fam.

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@bluewmist When peoples talks about how they got to going to schuol 5 days a week instead of going to work.

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Good luck to anyone today trying to follow the wars or any other news other than videos sent to the FBI by cookers in the 1950’s-2010’s

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@FirstSquawk Operation “Epic Fury 2” starts tomorrow

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@RT_com Honestly firing squad would be my pick. 4 / 5 rounds to the chest. Your heart gets taken out and you lose consciousness instantly. Better than some sketchy concoction of drugs that may not work properly, or being electrocuted or strangled if the noose is too short.

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Working theory; if you live in any reasonably sized town or city in the western world - you can get a free Piano off of Facebook marketplace.

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@IMAO_ As an Australian man who regularly wears business attire I can tell you they keep you cooler when worn as an undershirt. Something about wicking moisture away. I don’t know the details of the magic, but it works.

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@FaytuksNetwork Sure JD but when your wife starts bringing home 50ft lengths of canvas and paracord you’d probably want some assurances.

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@RT_com Yep, “People” really are, a total of 6.

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@TheFigen_ New moon only a few shades off from the Breaking Bad Mexico filter.

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@midwestbimbo Normalcy bias.

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@champagnesftboi It was a “be nice to eachother” speech because after Easter comes the “you couldn’t behave like I asked so now here’s the rationing”

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Friendly reminder not to believe anything on the feed for the next 48 hours as we transit through the global April fools period

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@Qverthetarget17 I’m betting they’re rolling out a new EBS- SMS / Emergency alert app. It’s all “See things clearly” branding message and raising awareness with the cryptic posts. The images when displayed in proper resolution depict “US wins” like Rubio getting congratulated via whatsapp