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Bacteriostático. Higieniza y ambienta

[Lobot @byteflake]

@lauriewired There was no need to offend anyone 😅

[Lobot @byteflake]

Reina de Casa Galicia en NY

[Lobot @byteflake]

@GuilleAlfonsin Cualquier aficionado a los vídeos sobre coches sabe que tus vídeos tienen un estilo singular. El día en que parezcan sacados de una IA será porque la IA ha ingestado tu contenido.

[Lobot @byteflake]

Colirrojo Tizón en mi PokeDex de pájaros https://t.co/bsCKLTzkJy

[Lobot @byteflake]

I don't know what umami tastes like and at this point I'm afraid to ask

[Lobot @byteflake]

@Ern3s18 atribuir esto a importación es pura conjetura

[Lobot @byteflake]

@Nanosecso Tienes algún tipo de INFORMACIÓN RELEVANTE que confirme si Victor Abad y el tipo que no se corta el pelo hasta que el Manchester Utd gane 5 partidos son la misma persona?

[Lobot @byteflake]

@Nachez98 Vamos, que no pasa ITV

[tocineria tere @angsmh]

como vais a tomar esteroides sabiendo k eso fue lo k mató a los dinosaurios...

[Lobot @byteflake]

@ElMichalito este parece de @carlosmeixidefl

[Lobot @byteflake]

@f1_opinioness https://t.co/h9CxM9G1hL

[Lobot @byteflake]

@Flexicar_es URO

[Lobot @byteflake]

@IceSolst My type of software

[Lobot @byteflake]

@criptomussama No estás solo

[Addy Osmani @addyosmani]

Chrome DevTools now supports *individual* network request throttling!

Folks have been asking for this for years! DevTools now allows developers to simulate slow network conditions for specific requests rather than the entire page.

This helps in testing how a web application performs and handles issues when specific resources (like images, scripts, or API calls) are slow to load.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Lobot @byteflake]

@mark_k @xai I wish you a speedy recovery. Glad you're OK

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@Pol_S Está impresionante amigo. Un currazo

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@IndraVahan @internetofshit

[Lobot @byteflake]

@_UTCBH @ddxstt_ @Jose55811435973 No veo que haya dicho nada de que lo hubiese grabado él