Halal Techie💜✨️

Computer science | Backend Engineering 👩‍💻 | Technical Writing | Muslimah🧕🌙

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Na the twenties be this ?
I for just remain in the tens o

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

“let’s just go with the flow”

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

"U look so unapproachable"
Yet here U are, approaching.

[Halal Techie💜✨️ @byteoftoyibah]

Me and that one unreleased result that's stopping me from celebrating my 5.0 from first semester😭😭😭

I really don't want to see anything funny

[Halal Techie💜✨️ @byteoftoyibah]

I really don't appreciate men who look like they are old enough to give birth to me calling me "beautiful"

[Halal Techie💜✨️ @byteoftoyibah]

The danfo buses can be such a pain😭😭
Is this even a seat??

[ft the $tarr🌟 @toluwani_ft]

can this rain allow my clothes dry omg

[Halal Techie💜✨️ @byteoftoyibah]

Omo NHEF was THE experience!!✨✨

It still feels like a dream😭

[Halal Techie💜✨️ @byteoftoyibah]

9 weeks since I started this internship 🥹✨

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

I want a job where I can clock in, be given a list of tasks, and left alone for 8 hours.

[Ayanfe @hvnmrch]

"By the end of this course, you will be able to apply for junior software engineering roles".

Mosh, it's been three years bro

[Halal Techie💜✨️ @byteoftoyibah]

Elkanemi, please, it is past my bedtime😭😭😭

[Halal Techie💜✨️ @byteoftoyibah]

Not them sharing eran odun (eid meat) at my office 🤭

[wasiu @korty_EO]

nothing happy about this children’s day, nothing happy about this country, we are in trouble

[Halal Techie💜✨️ @byteoftoyibah]

Why couldn't they give us today as public holiday too😭

[Halal Techie💜✨️ @byteoftoyibah]

The way I have to remind myself to leave work on time and not get too engrossed in what I am working on😭

[Onion Cider @abbietayo]

There’s a case about Rape and Death and the advice is still going to women to ‘Stay Safe’. This young girl was in her house!! She was in school studying!
What else do you want??? What other safety protocol is there??

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

The fact that this can & does happen is why I understand women who “play along” & give out their numbers to get out of sticky situations.

“You can just say no”
“Why didn’t you reject him”

Well, this girl did & got killed for it🤷🏽‍♂️

[Onwa_Nnewi @Kene_Nnewi]

Welcome to Nigeria, Obowo Imo state.

An old man like this asked this small girl out...a young nursing student by name Wendy and as a good girl that knows she came to school to study....she turned him down.

At night, the man who is a vulcanizer went with his friends to where the girl lives...they took turn in r@ping her and during the struggle... the girl recognized one of them and even gave him a mark on the neck...then they decided to slit her throat, lock her door back quietly and left.....

These monsters of men were captured yesterday...

Government should just take them to court let the law speak on their behalf.

Wishing them whatever they wished themselves.

[Halal Techie💜✨️ @byteoftoyibah]

Not them introducing me as the "code writer"😭
Me in my mind : "what do I know?"