michael - mr. tea

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[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

@pasiphae_goals I’ve had a feeling I was doing it wrong but resisted checking because I prefer how they look with spaces. Now I actually know better lol

[Scott Wlaschin @ScottWlaschin]

"It's only ridiculous if you're looking for information". I'm so happy that big tech is sensible enough to not to replace search engines with AI. 🙃

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

I know someone who did this at the time… and we all said WTF man!!?

Not me, I took mine to see Groundhog Day!

[Alex Yablon @AlexYablon]

what an insane first date movie

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

@sarahords Me too. Probably the same one!

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

@tensorbodega like some kind of “ship of the air” as it were?

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

@sicksicksickx Shit. So sorry to hear that.

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

@FlohOfWoe That’s really kinda creepy!

[Loch Nessa Monster🌸 @pasiphae_goals]

Grumble: it’s a combination of grindr and bumble (only men and the woman has to message first)

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

@SusanPotter Yes, agree 100%. I drive, cycle, and walk around my little home city every day, and share the multi-model frustration.

I stared down, and yelled at a driver who wasn’t going to stop for me on a crosswalk yesterday, and wanted to add, “I drive here everyday and don’t do that!!”

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

@gin_n_jelly JFC

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

adjunct convenience movie chaperone for 13yo and his friends, sitting in completely different part of movie theater

parental achievement unlocked

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

@vamchale ooh, registers v8-v15 twiddling their evil mustaches trying to goad you into trusting them with your data

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

“You started talking so we had to give you more anesthetic!”

Interesting. Don’t tell me that.

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

@vbhvsgr @gin_n_jelly sorry :(

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

@vbhvsgr @gin_n_jelly omg my dad used to insist upon this when I was teenager and it was an extremely unsatisfying pain in the ass end to a taking a shower

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

@amywilson Thanks for following up with that because I just assumed the worst

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

“Daddy, you know what’s funny? My friend’s mom was saying how she’s really old, but she’s 10 years younger than you!!?”

Yes son. Fucking _hilarious_!!

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

I miss my friend who knew exactly what to say to me

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

@exilebodega Enjoy! 🥳

[michael - mr. tea @bytesbymike]

them: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court.
me: AND HE FILLS IT ONLY HALFWAY AND BEFORE I EVEN ARGUE HE IS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AT SOMEBODY COMING IN