Jeff Wolfe

Professional Nerd. Love science-non-fiction. Fantasy Football. Titans & Predators. Reformed double-spacer.

[Jeff Wolfe @bytezilla]

@jscotttn NatGeo is now doing Buzzfeed style articles for religions?

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this site is dumb

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@ScammerPayback F#cking the scammers

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Let's go! #NashvilleSC

[Jeff Wolfe @bytezilla]

#XfinityDown

[NetBlocks @netblocks]

⚠ Confirmed: Real-time metrics show US internet provider operator Comcast/Xfinity (AS7922) is currently experiencing a widespread outage with high impact to multiple states 📉 #ComcastDown #XfinityOutage

[Jeff Wolfe @bytezilla]

#XfinityDown for everyone? This messing with my weekend plans already.

[Jeff Wolfe @bytezilla]

How often do y'all replace your mouse pads? I'm looking at mine and I think it has been years, ... many years. #MousePad #Yuck

[Jeff Wolfe @bytezilla]

I'm still on this shit site!? #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Jeff Wolfe @bytezilla]

Looks like I'll finally get to use my protractor next time I parallel park.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Many drivers go to great lengths to avoid having to parallel park. This gif tries to give you a tutorial for a proper parallel parking maneuver

[source, read the tutorial: https://t.co/ks3ZKFCbaO]

[Jeff Wolfe @bytezilla]

@cinemasins 7th! I win.

[Jeff Wolfe @bytezilla]

I just installed Microsoft Edge on an iPhone 12 just to authenticate a Google account.
#TechSnake

[Jeff Wolfe @bytezilla]

Every time I replace my HVAC filter it has been (almost exactly) 1 year since the last replacement. And I think I tweet this fact every time.
Should be 3 months. It's always one year.
** Why can't they make a 1-year air filter?!?! **

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@ImKibitz Fun!

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Did #MayThe4th kill the #ea servers? @ea

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@brianbatescomic Ha! Drafted at 7pm and cut at 9pm. Will Levis was a disappointment on the field because his plane never landed in Nashville.

[Jeff Wolfe @bytezilla]

Agog to be the 217th 😻 on @BackerKit for RiffTrax Live 2023: RAD -- the Classic 1986 BMX Movie!. Thanks @rifftrax https://t.co/ig0ojpmllF

[Jeff Wolfe @bytezilla]

I love today.
I hope I love today tomorrow.
#NFLDraft @DawnDavenportTN

[Jeff Wolfe @bytezilla]

Friggin' Jim Pickens is even showing up my my Sims now. Thanks a lot @CallMeKevin1811 @jimpickensbot #Sims4

[RiffTrax 🌽 @RiffTrax]

Are blue checkmarks grass?

[Arctic Friend @FriendEden100]

Yesterday Musk removed unpaid “legacy” blue checks on verified Twitter accounts. Then he Tweeted that he’s personally paying for Stephen King, William Shatner, & LeBron James blue checks.

His followers concluded “Musk just made one of the kindest gestures I’ve ever seen.”🤯