𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀

ㅤㅤ ❯❯❯❯ 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 🏁

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

ㅤㅤㅤ

[𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐒. @laflamamadre]

come hum in my general direction then.

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

media day tomorrow loves :]

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

let me hum then

[𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐒. @laflamamadre]

don’t hate you pookie.

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

. . . [ Humming it louder ]

[࿐ྂ ‍ ‍ ꜱᴏɴ ‍𝘰𝘧 ‍ 𝑻𝐴𝑈𝑅𝑈𝑆 @cathexises]

stop please

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

why do you hate me [ 😞 ]

[𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐒. @laflamamadre]

enough.

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

[ humming 9 to 5 ]

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

I'm not playin on my phone I'm taking care of business 🗣️🔈🔈🔈

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

Paws 🐾

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

@BL0CKMX0UT 🐝 𝐛𝐞𝐞.ᐟ

Ough that's why I buy the cards individually 😭

( And also cause they're not sold anywhere near me lmao)

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

@thcrapeuta [ cracks so many joints, loud groan ]

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

My name is not an answer ☝🏽

[𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐒. @laflamamadre]

sloan……

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

can you imagine me doing yoga

[𝗢��𝗰��𝗿 @0SCAHBEEA]

...yeah, sure.

So, wouldn't yoga be better?

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

make sure she feels safe 🙂‍↕️

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ᴸᴵᴷᴱ ᴬ 𝓼𝒕͟𝒂𝒓 @bratcars]

too late.

your baby will be fine, i’m a very gentle lover. i mean driver.

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

[ eyes snap open ]

Not my baby -
She'll be sad with a different driver in her seat [😞]

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ᴸᴵᴷᴱ ᴬ 𝓼𝒕͟𝒂𝒓 @bratcars]

⁽ narrowing her eyes, squinting at him. she shakes one more time for good measure. ⁾

very funny. if you’re dead, i’m stealing your car keys.

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

I'm not that old

just gotta stretch the back out sometimes you know ?

[𝗢𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿 @0SCAHBEEA]

You that old, man?

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

[ flopping around a bit, slumped with a stupid lil smile on his face

Seems to just be fucking with her ]

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ᴸᴵᴷᴱ ᴬ 𝓼𝒕͟𝒂𝒓 @bratcars]

wake UP ⁽ shaking 𝑣𝑖𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 now ⁾

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

ohhh yeah I'm fine

just resting my back [ 🙂‍↕️ ]

[𝗢𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿 @0SCAHBEEA]

You alright there, mate?

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

[ blissfully unaware ]

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ᴸᴵᴷᴱ ᴬ 𝓼𝒕͟𝒂𝒓 @bratcars]

you can’t be serious

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

[ 👁️👁️ ]

Osc

[𝗢𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿 @0SCAHBEEA]

Sloan...?

[𝙉𝙊. 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 @bythchorns]

but WHY.

[𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐒. @laflamamadre]

get UP.