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BYU fan from Idaho! Dad X5, Papa X13. Married to the coolest Grammy on the planet! Member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.

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@BYUSportsNation Throughout this whole process, I feel the ones being hurt the most, were the other Tech players. Any penalty levied against them, would have hurt all the players, not just Sorsby.
Now we can focus on the whole team and not just one distraction. #byusn

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Vegans: "Drinking cow's milk is unnatural!"

Great point.

So instead of pulling on some teats for thirty seconds, we've developed a twelve-step industrial alternative.

Step one: grow almonds in California, a drought-afflicted state currently depleting an aquifer that took twenty thousand years to fill.

Step two: ship them to a processing facility.

Step three: soak them in water. California water, specifically, because almonds need 15 gallons per ounce and California is already rationing.

Step four: pulverise them into a slurry.

Step five: filter the slurry through fine mesh, discarding most of the actual almond in the process. That was the bit with the nutrition in it. Gone now.

Step six: add more water, because the resulting liquid isn't watery enough.

Step seven: add sweeteners, because it tastes of nothing.

Step eight: add emulsifiers, because it separates in six minutes otherwise.

Step nine: add synthetic vitamins, because all the natural ones left in step five.

Step ten: add seed oils, because we apparently learned nothing.

Step eleven: homogenise, degas, pasteurise, and sterilise the mixture until it resembles no food that has ever existed in nature.

Step twelve: put it in a carton with a picture of a field on it.

The cow: stands in a field. Makes milk. Has done this for ten thousand years. No factory. No steps. No aquifer.

Unnatural, though. Very unnatural.

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@VinnysCorner1 Superbowl XX, Chicago 46 - New England 10. Bears defense allowed 7 rushing yards. Superbowl MVP Defensive End Richard Dent. Any player on that defense could have been MVP.

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@VinnysCorner1 Monsters of the Midway! Then a big gap to whichever group is second. Mike Singletary and the boys, could not be stopped!

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@AlvinLyran @sophaller “Real athletes don’t cry!” Like LeBron James?! That dude is crying from the moment he wakes up, until he goes back to bed!

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@CriddleBenjamin Without the injuries, starting preseason, BYU could have hung with any team in the country! This was the worst year for injuries I’ve seen since I started watching the cougs in the early seventies.

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@IamMonaJo Reread your post. My mistake.

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@TheChosenUte I still hope he does. I’ll be totally shocked if he does! But, I still hope he does.

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@PositionPicksFF @RoyalCoug He is more visible in the NCAA than he will be in the NBA. Especially going to a bad team.
However, I do believe that he is going to the NBA.

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@IamMonaJo @megynkelly Being judgmental is also unrighteous.

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@MbarkCherguia 35

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@SidneyPowellQ

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@Matt_Pinner Every week! I drive truck from Idaho to Illinois every week.

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@SenSchumer You guys would oppose saving a puppy, if the idea came from Trump!

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@maziehirono Dems say one of these is okay to own. But, the other one is evil! They are the same caliber, and leaning against the wall, they will shoot the exact same amount of rounds.
It’s not an assault rifle. AR15 is the manufacturer. Armalite Rifle. But you already knew that.

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@lady_valor_07 I got all twenty. It wasn’t even hard.

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@BYUSportsNation I think, in honor of Jimmer, BYU will win against Colorado by 32 points!

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@cheesefries73

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@RedEagleUpdates Interesting that you want law enforcement to leave, but illegal aliens and criminals to stay?! And you’re asking for God’s help?! I’ll be praying for the safety of those federal agents, who are trying to protect those you won’t!

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@DOGE__news How old are you?! Six?!