Christyn Buchholz

Raised by Barbies, tamed by societal rules.

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

Me watching the #NFLDraft how do they make those jerseys so fast?

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

I am not sorry I rounded down my weight on my driver's license.

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

I have the same personality type as Judge Judy. I swear I am fun at a party. I swear.

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

When you successfully remember your password before you get locked out of your account...

[Aaron Levine @AaronLevine_]

I wonder whether Bill Belichick looked in the mirror with that cutoff shirt today and said, "Now THAT'S a Super Bowl outfit." #SuperBowl

I mean, what color IS that thing, anyway?

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Jimmy is coming to Minnesota for the Super Bowl and wants to try a home-cooked meal! If you want to host Jimmy, send an e-mail to [email protected] with a special recipe you'd like him to try and why he should visit your home!

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

I ate a men's vitamin this morning. Can someone please reassure me that I won't grow chest hair as a result?

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

Maybe eye liner, maybe a whole new wardrobe. I will let Target decide 🔮 https://t.co/sGlL1JIWNH

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

I dare someone to bring back the jean pocket purse. RT if you dare.

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

Hi, I would like to set up an intervention with my 13-year-old self. Put down the tweezers.

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

Someone asked me if I knew how to use a car key fob to lock their car...so I would say my self-esteem is at an all time high today.

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

I would like to have a word with individual that thought one break for food in the middle of the day would be enough. #morelunchplz

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

Coworker to me, "Every time I see you, you are eating." #foodgoals

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

Curling my hair this am and it smells exactly like I am cooking a pancake. On a scale from 1 - this GIF how concerned should I be?

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

I have dropped so many things this morning it looks like I am auditioning to be on an infomercial.

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

At what age is it inappropriate to take the candy at the bank for your own consumption? Because, 28 and counting over here. 🍬

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

Nothing insults my intelligence the way motion sensor faucets do. #fastwave #slowwave #nextsink #leavesoutofshame

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

My first task as president would be to ban click through galleries.

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

me as a meteorologist: no matter what I say you will Google it anyways. all I wanted to be was credible. (emotional breakdown) https://t.co/t00kdS6Cvp

[alphabex @inkwell_letters]

me as a meteorologist: we got a hot batch o'climate fresh out the oven for ya

[Christyn Buchholz @bzchristyn]

@inkwell_letters Tweets on point as usual. :D