Michael

Pragmatic liberal free thinker with a side of plausible absurdity.

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I think I’m going to take mental health break from Twitter.

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@perlmutations Anyone running for public office that doesn’t disclose their taxes does so for one reason alone.

If the public knew that shit, it would blow their chances of getting elected.

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@airbagmoments @WalshFreedom Joe there thinks the founders of this country would have put up with this daily horror in order for people to keep their guns.

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@jsweeneys @SabaSmw @MuslimIQ @BoeingAirplanes It not negligent when you know it’s a problem and demand to get paid to fix it. It’s much worse.

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Money before safety?

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@MuslimIQ @BoeingAirplanes Sounds like Boeing was going for the extortion based subscription model for software upgrades that is so prevalent nowadays.

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@danhgilmore Woohoo!

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@MotherJones The drop in numbers is scary because there are going to arrest somebody to make their numbers to justify their actions.

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@shambridge1 @Brasilmagic @Arriadna Just Trump demonstrating again he knows nothing.

Fixed it!

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@SafetyPinDaily @tutlax44 Maybe a End of Times believer is not a good choice for that particular government positing.

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@oldiewankenobe @SocialPowerOne1 The worst part is if he thought he would get more donations to his temple is hate, he would suddenly find god and say god loves gays.

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@Stonekettle Oh how quickly the don’t tread on me Freeeeeeeddom screamers put the manacles of of authoritarianism.

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@airbagmoments People are stupid is a great argument for a totalitarian nanny state.

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@airbagmoments Didn’t see it!

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@chrislhayes It is! It’s really old but it is!

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@Stonekettle So what then, my cell phone operates on lies?

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@ChuckWendig Super fucking biceps dead hawk moon

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@TheRickWilson Well, look at the source!

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@C_Stroop Just think how much better off we would all be if they had left Revelations out of the Bible back when it was discussed.

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@Stonekettle @realDonaldTrump And how!