official statement after roughly 3 years on vyvanse
pros:
- no longer feel like a worthless loser who is going to shrink and disappear every moment i’m not receiving attention
- can read books now
cons:
- always at war with the demon that makes food taste like wet cardboard
When I was a kid, I thought the tomatoes in Ratatouille were pepperonis. Somehow, I also thought the squash was yellow pepperoni. I genuinely believed it was all pepperoni.