Colleen Murphy

[Colleen Murphy @c0lleenmurphy]

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[🪦Panic! in the Discord research collective, rip🪦 @discord__panic]

Say hello to Identity Evropa fascist and research analyst at @MRPthemes Sean McGovern aka "Ekdromoi" from Identity Evropa's discord servers! #IdentifyEvropa https://t.co/LnMi3FAwzK

[Colleen Murphy @c0lleenmurphy]

My girlfriend just walked by @SaraBareilles outside of Waitress and her attempt at “playing it cool” resulted in panicked eye contact as she walked in the opposite direction #botchedit

[christina rotondo @christinaroto]

my mom put oil on her bird feeder to keep squirrels from stealing the bird food and

[Lesli Margherita @QueenLesli]

Theater kids, ur Auntie Lesli wants u 2 kno she couldn't fit this all into a tweet so yeah. 👇🏼

[Colleen Murphy @c0lleenmurphy]

Thank god for midi-length jumpsuits & dresses being in style, because I’m five foot nothing and I’m saving so much money on alterations

[Colleen Murphy @c0lleenmurphy]

Someone just referred to my romper as a onesie and it really killed my spring vibes

[Colleen Murphy @c0lleenmurphy]

I want to be as confident as this guy sweating his ass off on the stairmaster while enjoying a lollipop

[Rodney @Rodd18]

When I see a white person in a red hat

[Colleen Murphy @c0lleenmurphy]

Today a female crossing guard said to me “Wow! Keep doing whatever you’re doing! You’re beautiful!” And honestly it was so genuine I almost cried

[Lesli Margherita @QueenLesli]

is there a support group for people who can’t riff

[Lesli Margherita @QueenLesli]

Theater kids, ur Auntie Lesli wants u 2 know that nobody "beats u out" 4 a role, they were just more right at that time. Nobody sings a song better than anyone else. Performing isn't a competition, its interpretation. As 4 eating the most Halo Top, don't come 4 me Ill crush u.

[Lesli Margherita @QueenLesli]

Theater kids ur Auntie Lesli wants u 2 kno u may covet those peeps getting 2 play the princess/prince while u get cast as the character/step person/villain & I so wish I could see the moment each of u realize how freaking rad ur type is so wait 4 it... #queenismorefun #rule👑

[••Teej•• @TJKilbride]

A guy in my office is shaking his protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said “do I hear margaritasssss?”... no Janet, it’s 10 am.

[Morgan M Page @morganmpage]

My least favourite genre of cis academia is "look at this historical cross-dressing 'woman' and how 'she' lived as a man just to be a feminist!!" Like, pretty sure he's just a dude.

[Colleen Murphy @c0lleenmurphy]

Girlfriend at 2:30pm on a Wednesday: “did something crazy” Me: “what”
GF: I booked a massage. For right now.”
😂😂😂