Christopher

Eats ice cream with a fork.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

I have Twitter? What foresight young me had. Back in to my hole for 2 more yrs now.

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

@TXOutdoorFamily @wanderingyankee @InksLakeSP Photo taken by @c0rn_d0g

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

Got up from chair. Said aloud "man I hurt." Did single pull up. Groaned loudly with much effort. Bed time. Thanks @SpartanRace

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

Hour 25 of being awake. Began at 1am with a departure to climb longs peak.

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

As I sit here watching a live stream of a plant that supposedly smells like a corpse when it blooms, I realize I've hit low point in life.

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

There's always one more river, and there's always one more road.

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

Just got a really strong craving for fish sticks and ketchup.

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

City livin ain't livin to me #setmefree

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

watching baylor lose just now was very enjoyable. #baylorbold

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

I like vegetable juice.

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

Nice to meet you, where you been? I could show you incredible things.

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

Never in check mate. Word to @mexcellent, automotive painters, and Antish the taxi driver.

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

The gods are cruel

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

Tops don't run. Stop telling me things run like a top. #oldmanyellsatcloud

[AggieFBLife @aggiefblife]

Today we honor all of those who paid the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. #MemorialDay #USA #AggieFBLife

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

The everyday gets in the way

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

Look at me. I'm lactose tolerant.

[Christopher @c0rn_d0g]

Work, thunderstorm, laundry, phone, email, taxes. Sick. Top 5 worst days ever.