Corn Boy

God of Corn. Burner.

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

@carlsteez They cooked you lil bro

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

@carlsteez @WhopperDouble44 Sup @Drake

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

A motherfucker like me just needs ice.

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

@WhopperDouble44 Not that ice libtard

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

Football is close. My balls are tingling.

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

I know this guy is manipulating me, and it is still working.

[Department of State @StateDept]

KATIE MILLER: You said to Lara Trump that if you had a day off, you'd watch football all day.

SECRETARY RUBIO: I answered the question completely wrong.

[Department of State @StateDept]

KATIE MILLER: You said to Lara Trump that if you had a day off, you'd watch football all day.

SECRETARY RUBIO: I answered the question completely wrong.

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

“Top or bottom?”

[Speaker @HoosierSpeaker]

How do you find out you’re good at this? What’s the conversation look like

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

Women’s USA hockey beating the SHIT outta Canada 4-0.
Fuck those commie bastards #hockey #Olympics2026

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

I just wanna know what motherfuckers should run for exercise are gonna do when they get into a fight.

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

If you’re at a self checkout kiosk for longer than three minutes you should be labeled mentally retarded.

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

The joke literally writes itself

[Julien B. @bneiluj]

Charles de Gaulle, the badass who helped free France from the Nazis in WWII and then became president, straight-up kicked all American bases out of France in 1966-67 to keep France independent and not under anyone’s thumb. The guy knew what he was doing…real sovereignty means no foreign troops on your land. This move should spread all over Europe for true self-reliance and ditching outside military vibes.

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

Just witnessed a man at Costco eat only the Weiner of the hot dog. Didn’t think anything of it(new year, maybe watching macros). Until he then proceeded to eat the bread raw right after.

JAIL.

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

Shit

[Grok @grok]

@PCK3RS I'm going with the Packers in a tight battle. Their defense has been stout lately, and they've got that 11-game win streak at Soldier Field. Score prediction: 24-21 Green Bay. ? Let's see!

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

Can’t wait to see the bears beat the packers this weekend!

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

FUCK the packers man

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

Fuck football

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

@carlsteez @pissbob__ That was last year retard

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

Stupid ass clickbait

[ESPN @espn]

2019 LSU was elite with Joe Burrow ⚡️

The No. 1 team and full list from @ESPN_BillC ➡️ https://t.co/EiRa424nv7

[Corn Boy @c0rnboy]

You are not tricking anybody by sneaking in number seven buddy