mags

you guys are in a crisis. i’m on my way

[Kweenie @Kweendani123]

The concept of calling it a bunny tail

[laura @orbitremover]

telling random people i luuurve their shoes

[emerald 🀄 🏒 @texasrozanov]

maybe my hottest take is that getting turned on by watching a sex scene, gay, straight, lesbian, whatever, is normal and neutral and not something to demonize unless someone is being overtly disrespectful. we're too afraid of our own arousal for our own good

[Rod Allen @FirstT1meCaller]

Imagine how fun the airport bar is right now. Fackkkkkkk

[bart @soxbart]

The plan: mandatory sex changes for all registered gun owners in the United States in order to minimize the number of mass shootings

[soli @solisolsoli]

'School memories' art installation · Yuka Numata

[Bb @BratandRat]

controversial yet brave statement

[m @jcvcdi]

UNITED STATES OF WOKE

[e̶̹͔̽̓ṉ̶̽t̵̡͔̾ḩ̴͑u̶̟͂͝s̷̛͎̪͆į̸͒a̵̜͛̈́ș̶̅̎ͅẗ̸̨͂ @kadylst]

not having any kids in your 30s is a massive force-multiplier across basically every front

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

white boys when their math test comes back face down

[i am eviscerated @venerealle]

type of line you'd hear in a danny mcbride show

[blade 🍊🧟 @freaky_blade]

i hate personality quizzes because it's like "what sandwich are you" and the question is "how do you feel when you fail an important test" and the answer options are:
a. who cares? CLUB time!
b. buy myself a CHEESY gift to cheer myself up
c. bacon lettuce tomato

[ִֶ.𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ𓅯་༘࿐ @softlarksong]

A magical childhood is also a magical motherhood

[Vilhelms 🇨🇦🇪🇺🇱🇻 @venus4937]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[c ☆ @tintafey]

the founding mothers in question

[Mugi Goof 🥸 @MugiwaraDGoofy]

I’ve just accepted that I’m going to be laughing for days

[Dr. Bones KitchenTongue DDS @kitchentongue]

tumblr covered this a decade ago

[‎ً @ideaIpop]

there’s no need for yeezy in the modern market