Nosferhawktua

i'm your sugarfly, butter, baby

[Nosferhawktua @c0rpsewa1fu]

runescape ass tactic. this mf username should be runelong420 or some shit

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Tomorrow is World Password Day! Fun fact: If Twitter sees you type your password it hides it for others. For example, my password is *******.

[َ @chudology]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to go missing or die after an argument so the other person would feel bad

[Nosferhawktua @c0rpsewa1fu]

situationshipped w a freemason in my mid 20's nd he read me some of their literature/explained what goes on in most of their meetings- they're basically doing mens community theater in there. it's the most nothingburger secret society in existence and we laughed ab it a lot

[the human anachronism™️ @FullAsMuchHeart]

Today I toured a house built in 1774 with masonic symbols on it and the tour guide said we couldn't find out what they meant because the Freemasons won't tell us and then a guy in the tour group spoke up because he was a Freemason and told us what they meant and I'm still loling

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

can i come over and stare at you like this

[very tall bart @TallBart]

He said son, when you glow up, would you be the savior of the chopped, the busted, and the wack?

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me when i fucking GET YOU

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Nosferhawktua @c0rpsewa1fu]

seeing this while in the ER for severe lower back+hip flexor pain seems pointed, but fair

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[Nosferhawktua @c0rpsewa1fu]

9 y/o, watching Cupheads: hey mom i think you would like this character, Chalice

my good bitches of twitter, Chalice is a charming ghost girl who sings dances and does crimes for fun.

fucking brutal, but i guess no one can claim that the kid doesn't pay attention to his mom.

[Nosferhawktua @c0rpsewa1fu]

as a phlebotomist.. i literally have no idea

[Nosferhawktua @c0rpsewa1fu]

burrito of shame because SOMEBODY takes after his mother and has sensitive skin, therefore is in need of pills and topical ointment for it but will turn into a sentient paper shredder if not detained. fucking nerd idiot. i'd kill in his name

[Nosferhawktua @c0rpsewa1fu]

if anyone needs me i'll be planning my outfit for the release of this until december 24th. it will be sinister and unruly

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for Robert Eggers' ‘WERWULF’ has been released.

In theaters on December 25.

[Nosferhawktua @c0rpsewa1fu]

@angstywhoure i guess but i can't imagine it from that perspective as i'm not ace. again i've experienced it and it truly felt like a humiliation ritual. ur absolutely right ab the post i'm almost certain ts is fake i just have Thoughts™ on the topic from my personal experience

[Nosferhawktua @c0rpsewa1fu]

$1000 to anyone who could make non-monogamy seem appealing in any regard. i've tried it but i guess i'm a boring piece of shit bc nothing turns me off more than the person i'm with sleeping with/loving someone else lol. it just feels like self harm w/ extra steps???

[Nosferhawktua @c0rpsewa1fu]

my cat can and will shoot anyone he pleases and i'll cover for him but that mf is absolutely not allowed on the counter lmao

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Hey there delilah whats it like ruining my fucking life you fucking bitch

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car