Fool Time Employee

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

Y’all me and my friend girl stopped by my granny house because she had to pee. Why my granny text me this after we left 😭😭😭😭 LMFAOOO

[Fool Time Employee @c0smiccatalyst]

Got my Concerta and now I have to organize all of my files

[♡illumi’s fave needle♡ @WHORESCOPE_1117]

he goes by his middle name now and changed his look up and is dating women who don’t know he’s brock turner, the rapist. there’s so many story times on tiktok of how he tricks women into relationships

[Fool Time Employee @c0smiccatalyst]

please I wanna forget this sooooooo bad

[dez @dezpill]

you really just had to be there

[faeyi🍉 @grls4megtwice]

it is extremely irresponsible to report this without mentioning she’s doing this bc someone came to her house despite her jane doe status, recorded her without permission and then his legal team tried to enter that recording as evidence and threatened to doxx her several times.

[✦ @viaspigaboots]

They did this in the year 2001, too. It takes time to really appreciate collaborations like these, and now it's the 2nd most streamed song in the soundtrack on Spotify without it being a single.

Foxy wants to work with Hikaru again after all these years, and I think that's cool.

[Roe 🏳️‍⚧️ they/them @GraceRoe5142]

So this is like… really bad

[Fool Time Employee @c0smiccatalyst]

@bbambied They literally change prices if your battery is low, if you have multiple ride share apps open, and if it’s rush hour. They truly fucking suck.

[Fool Time Employee @c0smiccatalyst]

As soon as I found out that uber and Lyft change prices based on your desperation, I fucking hated them. Basically if ur battery is low, that price is going up. Bought a fucking car just to avoid this shit bc it was damn near $2000 a month for just ride share

[bambi ✿ they @bbambied]

just had to choose between a $41 uber and a $12 lyft

[Fool Time Employee @c0smiccatalyst]

I haven’t laughed that hard in so long omfg

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

woke up with nauseating cramps so i made my mom drive me to the doctors . they told me i have a bruised cervix and mom looked at me like this the entire drive home

[Fool Time Employee @c0smiccatalyst]

That’s such a valid reason

[Rogue’s #1 fan @trillaaman]

reconnected with an old friend who just now admitted they ghosted me because i dated a white man. “i knew you lost yourself and i wanted no parts”

[Fool Time Employee @c0smiccatalyst]

Thanks for this bc I have raging OCD and I was gonna give this movie a try.

Not anymore 😃

[negus b. trippin @honeycombkeith]

beau is afraid: what if all your OCD fears were 100% legit and you were doomed as a result

me, years before realizing I have OCD: so I don't like this

[Killa Kam @urbansocialight]

Never get caught lacking. I was dating a guy who hadn’t been home in a decade+. We breakup and suddenly he wants to go home, AND pay for me to come too. I said, “No! You’ll take me to your village, take my passport and leave me there.” He said, “Damn! How’d you know that?”

[Tovi @wardinpal]

You guys thought I was joking

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

My politics will always be that no one, much less a survivor of 9/11, should have $190,000 in medical debt while living in the world’s richest country.

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Iran had been trying to normalize relations with the U.S. since Bill Clinton’s presidency. The only reason it didn’t happen, the only reason we are at war with them today, is the Israel lobby

[Fool Time Employee @c0smiccatalyst]

I’m a teacher. today I gave my students a visual alphabet worksheet, where they have to draw a pictograph for each letter. This one kid straight up drew two genderless people kissing with little rainbows & hearts and wrote 𝐺𝑎𝑦.

The kids are alright.

[Fool Time Employee @c0smiccatalyst]

This episode changed my 16year old brain chemistry

[Cam @WanderingRon1n]

This and the body. The body genuinely broke me as a human being. She has superhuman strength and she broke her moms fucking ribs on accident

[🇾🇪 وسيم @YaBoyWaseem]

And then they come back the U.S. and make sob movies about how the soldiers suffered from PTSD and are "heroes"