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R.I.P. HARAMBE🦍 #BILLSMAFIA

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@chafinhog @PrettynerdbabeX @Palworld_EN Build time is the only thing I can think of

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@VTuberASMRFan @Ginaughtty Yes you sell them to a pal merchant or to the black market vendor

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

*My entire family enjoying the fireworks*

Our dog’s subplot:

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@bulletproofdres @bhags38 Act like we can’t have a little fun

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@Bahoochel South Florida is so up rn

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

About 30 hours apart, never a dull moment in South Florida ☀️🌴

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Coulton @c0ult0n]

@spencerhttr @StevieJohnson13 Still a tackle machine tho and his experience if he can teach our younger talent would be amazing

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

This video still fries me to this day.

[Coulton @c0ult0n]

@Bahoochel @ClutchPoints He developing new flops for next season

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Hope you had fun watching.

🇺🇸🦅

[Coulton @c0ult0n]

@Dez805_ @Official_Mole @Henry773_ My b I didn’t understand that part

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@Dez805_ @Official_Mole @Henry773_ You just press the receivers button when adjusting no?

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@Bahoochel 👀

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Play 12 sports with intuitive motion controls when Nintendo Switch Sports Resort, the latest game in the series, releases exclusively for Nintendo Switch 2 on Oct 22! #NintendoDirect

[Coulton @c0ult0n]

@Bahoochel His worker holding the last couple screws

[Crash Bandicoot @CrashBandicoot]

My lil' purple homie is back!

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@PluieDeMinuit13 @Bahoochel @Variety I never heard of Tyler swift before him tbf

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@Bahoochel @faveskip @ReLLoO Livin on a prayer….