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[𝓼𝓪𝓸𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓮 @c0untingworms]

@sammylloydle @col0urview tragic behaviour that i now have to deal with on twitter too.. buzzing

[Lordie  @Lordie__]

Hey twitter,
Me & my Dad have started shotting 7 cigarettes for £5.00 to school kids in the park.
Please RT our new business as our next customer might be on your TL.
Thank you 🙏🏾

[saoirse @summurry]

anyone wanna just send me money, feel free

[ben @ben_ios]

used many tools today, made snare drum, am now what you'd call a handyman/top bloke™️

get at me to fit your shelves

[ʀ⎊ᴜ ʀᴇʏɴ⎊ @RouReynolds]

'pro-life' is actually a euphemism for forced pregnancy

understanding that makes it clear that 'pro-life' and ‘pro-choice’ are not actually opposites

to be so, pro-choicers would have to advocate for forced abortions

but they simply advocate choice - or effectively... freedom

[Matt @m4tt_bey]

This singing shit is so much FUN
@LewisCapaldi - Someone You Loved cover. (Bit gutted my little emo twinkle bit at the end got cut out so check the next tweet for that)
If u enjoy this retweet the heck out of it big love ❤️
I'll upload the full thing to YouTube.

[ʀ⎊ᴜ ʀᴇʏɴ⎊ @RouReynolds]

yaaasssss

[bears in trees see blue 💙 @bearsintrees]

u either die pop punk...... or live long enough to see yrself become an eBoy

[𝓼𝓪𝓸𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓮 @c0untingworms]

pls buy my stuff i’m poor https://t.co/f9vaFsLAyG

[𝓼𝓪𝓸𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓮 @c0untingworms]

@WylvieShitfield it didn’t even tweet the link imma kms

[Tobi Duncan @Tobi_Duncan]

Apparently you can just pull up on the hard shoulder in America for any reason you want, even if it’s not an emergency. Fuck outta here.

[GLP-Diddy @mattytalks]

Long term Twitter use has only 2 possible outcomes:
1) you become a overbearing politics obsessed scold
2) your brain becomes so diseased that you can only laugh at stuff like “it’s ya boy tarantula dick”

[samantha @milkygoddess]

maybe i should take avril’s advice here i think she’s onto something https://t.co/BqFylGwiSY

[jaz 🧚🏽 @jazhazz]

Girls who played with Bratz instead of Barbies as a child are bad bitches now

[ɯɐɔɐɯɐɥɐq @bahamacam]

This graduation cap top 5 ever. idc idc idc https://t.co/dyS1P3muxX

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Just a thought but maybe the US government is treating immigrant children like livestock because the president sees them as animals.

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

not to be a slut but i really want someone to hold my hand and do the little thumb thing right now

[NME @NME]

Dave Grohl admits he “still can’t listen to Nirvana” https://t.co/gvFdVS4v4X

[James Kavanagh @JamesKavanagh_]

A thread: So I Tweeted this GIF of a nervous cat to express my fear of filling out my voting card accurately in the booth.