Chris Egerton

Failed musician turned software janitor.

[Chris Egerton @C0urante]

@MatthiasJSax @gharris1727 this is a lukewarm take and the idea has been proposed repeatedly. colt is welcome to write a kip

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lmao, even

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lol, @AdiPolak hid my reply

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@AdiPolak bring back @TheDanicaFine

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@AdiPolak bring back @TheDanicaFine

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@TheDanicaFine @SnowflakeDB onwards and upwards, congrats @TheDanicaFine!

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@ProgRockRec @coltmcnealy "you can see all the other votes" is good, but is it enough? are you guaranteed that every vote came from a human? that every human was only able to cast at most one vote? that every human was eligible to vote?

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time to get a nose piercing

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do:

1) Be irritable at work
2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you
3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision

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@ProgRockRec @coltmcnealy this guarantees that your vote is counted. does it guarantee that all votes are valid?

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been programming for over a decade now and still not sure if these hacks/workarounds are something to be proud or ashamed of. more importantly, having way too much fun with said personal project to waste too much time giving a shit

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tried to use the java stdlib to play a static .wav file in a personal project but ran into so much trouble that it was easier to convert it to raw pcm samples via sox and spoonfeed it at runtime to a different part of the stdlib i was already using to play live-sampled audio

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

A robot will never have the anxiety and student loan debt necessary to deftly execute Elgar’s cello concerto

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@zychr @TheDanicaFine @gharris1727

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@TheDanicaFine @gharris1727

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@twilio holy SHIT the very first one i tried was the one i needed, gonna be riding this high for months

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the unmatched euphoria of perusing the javadocs for @twilio's sdk and seeing no fewer than NINE classes/interfaces named "Message"

truly, this is the best of all possible worlds. feeling #blessed 🙏🙏🙏

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@OneLogin giving us all the holiday today that we didn't get yesterday

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@faelcavalcanti wow, thanks for watching! sure, here's the repo for the demo code: https://t.co/zK8mVVHUe6, and here's the one for the connectors: https://t.co/la394sDSNz

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@OneLogin giving us all the holiday today that we didn't get yesterday

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the host, right before a two-hour-long onboarding meeting: "i'll play the first song that anyone gives me"

mistake. i just rickrolled 150+ people