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beauty school knockout

[courtney @c0urtneyking]

My favorite part about making lists is spending hours making sure I include everything then forgetting the list at home

[courtney @c0urtneyking]

Never let someone get comfortable with disrespecting you.

[courtney @c0urtneyking]

The unsolicited dick pic epidemic is getting out of hand my dudes

[Shane @McClellandShane]

*takes long drag off cigarette*
*points at your boyfriend*

"Is he a rescue?"

[courtney @c0urtneyking]

SOS (actually tho) Any of my friends have a place in Alberta that can help a sista out for a day or two?

[Bob @AryaGoonin]

I’m still alive but I’m barely yeeting

[emma patricia @emmapatriciaw]

Jesse’s celebration of life will be this upcoming Saturday, June 8, at the Dorchester arena from 1-4.
Don’t wear black or release balloons, Jesse isn’t into that.
Do bring a photo or a memory.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

The Joker should have been a woman. And she finally went insane because too many random dudes told her to smile, so now she perpetually smiles while terrorizing Gotham.

[courtney @c0urtneyking]

Haven’t been on Twitter in a hot minute and clearly forgot it’s pure gold

[courtney @c0urtneyking]

I lost my juul in Bali and it’s illegal to purchase e-cigs here so fml I guess I’ll start smoking again

[courtney @c0urtneyking]

SHIT TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY. ALSO MY HOROSCOPE IS SO ACCURATE IM SCARED🙃

[🫧 jade 🫧 @flyingawxy]

Paranoia/hallucinations are rarely talked about in regards to BPD and I don’t know why? These symptoms usually show up when that person is under extreme stress and it is so debilitating. There’s so much more to BPD than just mood swings

[courtney @c0urtneyking]

My mom found a guy who genuinely treats her SO well and I am the happiest ever fuckin Stace deserves the entire world😭💕

[courtney @c0urtneyking]

Please stappp

[courtney @c0urtneyking]

So far this week my car broke down, I locked myself out of the house, had to borrow someone’s car, got harassed at work AND missed my train. And it’s only Tuesday😅

[courtney @c0urtneyking]

The things my mom shares vs the things my dad shares lmao