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[bailey @c1aar]

@telephonezoe omfggggg 😭😭😭😭

[steph @steph_mcca]

people are so normal about th question “Is there a chance you’re pregnant?” unmm im the youngest child…Im a creative. i see the beauty in the small things. bad at math. I remember every feeling i’ve ever had. i can smell a hotel pool from a mile away…if that’s what youre asking

[༺ 𐂂 ༻ @touchmoonflower]

A bright and shining example of the suicidal absurdity of technocapitalist society occurs every year at this time, all across the country.
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[Aamer Rahman @aamer_rahman]

If dropping Hiroshima-level explosives on Gaza hasn't 'eradicated Hamas,' then either Hamas has superpowers or they were never the real target.

[bailey @c1aar]

@Zachpiona yes and today was my bday can you even believe that

[Mija @hi_mija]

People who get annoyed by angel numbers are so annoying. Like I’m sorry you can’t get inspired by microwave. I can

[mia @_demiaa]

i wish they sold off-brand cars ill get me a damn Honder

[Jeffery Perkins @JefferyxBball]

“Free my bro he aint do nothin”

his bro:

[bailey @c1aar]

idk who James Cameron thinks he is never releasing a movie under 3 hours long

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

this aspect of southern politics will never stop blowing my mind

[bailey @c1aar]

the solution to this is taking it after eating a healthy meal and not taking it with a full pot of coffee. But asking me, a disturbed person, to acknowledge this and take steps to fix that is kinda a bit much tbh

[bailey @c1aar]

I love having an adderall prescription bc sometimes i take it and i do all my tasks for the day and then some and other times i have an elevated version of an existential panic attack and feel like throwin up for 4 hours xoxo

[Aokiji クザン 🇵🇸 @DukeOfZamunda]

Elon Musk can afford to lose $44B. We cannot afford to lose daily access to tomfoolery we will be depressed brother

[EJ @_E_Johnson]

I’m crying

[bailey @c1aar]

Omfg so the “it’s me hi I’m the problem it’s me” line was actually just Taylor’s admission to partaking in extreme capitalist greed ??? her mind 🤩

[bailey @c1aar]

I am now watch The Sopranos and truly enjoy it years old

[jamie linn watson @PB_andJamie]

we are practicing for the met gala

@FrenchTroast