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kombucha mushroom person ⭐️ 26
philly adjacent

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google search jerry seinfeld full name

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@gaylittlepiglet Happy for you

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Zack Wheeler count your fucking days

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@PhilsTailgate

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@how_do_i_pdf The store I work at started our Halloween displays August 8, I was in Dollar Tree the other day and they had Christmas stuff. Like come on.

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@hellisrebuke It’s just the last 5 games they’ve played

[no @zedonarrival]

watching the odyssey not knowing what was coming next because it wasn’t in my high school curriculum

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Just finished my shining review of this team member, as a former staff member at that location I’m sure he’ll appreciate it

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Guy at Taco Bell gave me a free strawberry freeze because I had to pull forward and wait

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@what_the_kruk @JohnKruk

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Just sat down to a joint and chipotle 🥳🤩

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Arraez got that shit on tonight

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I feel like I can’t feel anything

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@whalenonfools For science!

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Kick me in the mouth

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Men are afraid to hit their spouses anymore, because of woke

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Anxiety just had me drive across town at 2am because I convinced myself I didn’t lock up my place of employment properly

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Fuck you And the Light in your Eyes

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As a professional Zonie, I think the strawberry banana flavor has been the best juice cocktail Arizona has put out in a very long time

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Men are afraid to be mean during sex anymore, because of woke