Middle Manager C3PO

Associate Director of Human Cyborg Relations, Galactic Resistance, LLC. Manage a team of prima donna droids. Certified Class II Moss Chef

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

Artoo Detoo, where are you?
You need a cover on your TPS Report!

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

Artoo: (submits TPS report without cover)
Me:

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@dadjokehansolo It’s clear to me that this joke is not funny.

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@KyloR3n To be perfectly honest, that was one of the most articulate shrieks I've heard in quite a while. Bravo!

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@ponygal1986 @iGot_C3PO @HamillHimself @EByzio @mrjafri @DavidZammit @pheltzcomics @wildwaterstu @Dune_Tatooine @LeeLeeskeewee @_Cristian_Vlad_ @Sithfans1 @Admiral_Siege @Janester29 @CreesTopher81 @TheRealCyberelf @SW_Bunhead @LoriOrgana @LauraMacDB @TheGrib3 @stardust1006 @treenahasthaal @DarthMistress @MikeSchmidt09 @thebidbod @MaraRanger @chewy177 @skywalker_saber @SVCantina @CantinaComic @theCantinaCast @DarkSideCantina @BB8 @r2d2_Andy @C3P0s_Stand_In @C3P0_Skywalker @TheDroidBB8 @bb8_ball Thank the Maker! I was parched!

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@MasterJediMara @ChewieCanRead @MenaGP1226 @MentorSkywalker @MikeSchmidt09 @skywalker_saber @mrjafri @CynicalSolo @BenSoloYoung @ToughLeia @MissJainaSolo @TIESuperior @EByzio @mas6228 @Dark_Helmet_SB @TatooineSons @JSandlinWriter @MitchellBader @KeshaTedder @stardust1006 @Mother_of_Rose3 @wesjanson99 @wildwaterstu @Hellboy919 Aw, you flatter me.

Good thing I can't blush!

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@MasterJediMara @ChewieCanRead @MenaGP1226 @MentorSkywalker @MikeSchmidt09 @skywalker_saber @mrjafri @CynicalSolo @BenSoloYoung @ToughLeia @MissJainaSolo @TIESuperior @EByzio @mas6228 @Dark_Helmet_SB @TatooineSons @JSandlinWriter @MitchellBader @KeshaTedder @stardust1006 @Mother_of_Rose3 @wesjanson99 @wildwaterstu @Hellboy919 Curse my metal body. I'm not flexible enough.

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@MasterJediMara @ChewieCanRead @MenaGP1226 @MentorSkywalker @MikeSchmidt09 @skywalker_saber @mrjafri @CynicalSolo @BenSoloYoung @ToughLeia @MissJainaSolo @TIESuperior @EByzio @mas6228 @Dark_Helmet_SB @TatooineSons @JSandlinWriter @MitchellBader @KeshaTedder @stardust1006 @Mother_of_Rose3 @wesjanson99 @wildwaterstu @Hellboy919 What about protocol droid hugs?

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@CynicalSolo @Tylardurdan7 ... it may be a little late for that.

I'll get some towels.

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@CynicalSolo What if it's after midnight?

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@CynicalSolo I am 97.423% certain that's not how the Force works.

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@BenSoloYoung Oh dear.

Well, don't blame me when that nest of gukurks in your dirty underwear pile finally hatches!

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@BenSoloYoung Congratulations Master Ben.

Mistress Leia wants to know if this means you can go clean your room now...

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@ChewieCanRead @mrjafri @EByzio @HamillHimself @_Cristian_Vlad_ @MasterJediMara @skywalker_saber @MentorSkywalker @ChewieRoars @IDreamOfHamill @MitchellBader @lizardoffire @wildwaterstu @Darth_VaderNo1 @gigirules7 I am NOT a home appliance! I am a fully functional special purpose device serving a very specific task in this home!

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@ChewieCanRead @mrjafri @EByzio @HamillHimself @_Cristian_Vlad_ @MasterJediMara @skywalker_saber @MentorSkywalker @ChewieRoars @IDreamOfHamill @MitchellBader @lizardoffire @wildwaterstu @Darth_VaderNo1 @gigirules7 I don't think there's any implication here at all. It's being explicitly stated.

But feel free to resent it anyway.

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

Google Translator? Really? How could you? I thought we had something special here! https://t.co/LHG6GaC7vo

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I tried to use Google translator to say "You're welcome" in 51 languages. It told me to get a life.

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@CynicalSolo Not according to the notice we just received from Kanjiklub Collection Services...

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@CynicalSolo Ahem.... you still haven't paid the doctor's bill from his last urinary tract infection.

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@ToughLeia @dadjokehansolo At which point Master Ben inevitably force smashes the aforementioned dinner plate into the wall.

For the record, of the 347 times you have served string beans, this has happened 347 times.

Also, for the record, we're out of dinner plates again.

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@CynicalSolo ...and for the record, it was only 89.34%

[Middle Manager C3PO @C3POhDear]

@CynicalSolo I believe the real question is who reshot first?